What's your pet name for your OH?

[Glocko]

In the past my exes and I have always called each other by our normal nicknames i.e. they've called me Glocko, I've called them Hagsy, Burgo whatever.
The current squeeze has started calling me Pauly Wauly! Not been called that since I was eight years old.
I now call her BOBB (Best of a bad bunch!!)
What do you and your significant other call each other?
(This'll test the swear filter!!)

[rhinochopig]

My mate calls his wife "Sexy Fingers". Puzzled as to why he called her this I asked for an explanation. "Everything she touches she fks up" was his response.

Still makes me now.

[Cas_P]

Pauly wauly? Is she 5?

[Lord Pikey]

SpazMonkey

Doris

Dribble

[Jag-D]

Hand

[sday12]

fktrumpet

[Original Poster]

I call her "the c unt"

She calls me "Mr Big"





I wish...

[davemac250]

Spud or Bubble.

[BrabusMog]

doogz said:

I don't have a pet name for her, she's not a pet.

You call your ex's Hagsy, and Burgo. wonder why they're your ex's.

Cheer up mate, it's Friday!

[mat13]

Smelly, because of the amount of different bloody perfumes she has

[Shinobi]

I think this is the Gayest thread ever on Pistonheads.

[npope]

Boiler, she is far from one it came from her maiden name, she loves it

[gilla]

retard... and no i'm not kidding

[Devilstreak]

Tits

[Scott330ci]

Can we rename pistonheads

handbag.com

Anyone else getting fked off with the amount of ghey threads on here?

[becksW]

We don't have pet names, never have, don't even refer to each other as darling or honey etc. Has just never occurred to me to!

[MadRob6]

I referred to the ex as 'dear' because I had to repeat everything I said so I just started speaking to her in a patronising way as if she were some old dear.

[rhinochopig]

Scott330ci said:

Can we rename pistonheads

handbag.com

Anyone else getting fked off with the amount of ghey threads on here?

My Info > Preferences > Un-tick the lounge. Job done.

[Harry Flashman]

"Mrs Glocko"

[TonyHetherington]

Gina. Because that's her name.

I know couples that call one another "honey" or "darling". It drives me absolutely nuts (no idea why).

"darling, do you want a cup of tea"
"honey, what do you want me to do with xyz"
"darling, shall we do this"


It becomes a habit rather than a term of endearment. Gah, I need to visit the "things that annoy you" thread!