Oh god, someone's writing a poem about me...

[james_tigerwoods]

I've got wind that someone in my office is writing a poem about me - something about expecting a raise or bonus or something.

How can I tactfully say to not bother as, frankly, I don't want the bloody thing and I've spent the bonus fund on an MX5 anyway?

[Getragdogleg]

Got any Haribo big boy ?

[adycav]

Set them a challenge, a really difficult word to rhyme with.

How about ambiw...

[Pigeon]

In JTW's office
They said, over their coffees
"This raise, he's in with a chance"
But he did not get it
Had an apoplectic fit
And went home in an Ambiwlans.