Funny slang

[Solitude]

On a golf weekend whilst changing for the evening, my "roomie" sees me walkin round the room in just my undercrackers and pipes up with' "christ, have a look at you in those Budgie smugglers"
I was wetting myself for the rest of the evening, and cannot wait to use the phrase at my earliest opportunity. Best iv'e heard in ages.
Got any other good ones for the portfolio ?

[dfen5]

He should have averted his eyes.



Golf weekend you say?

[Glassman]

Solitude said:

I was wetting myself for the rest of the evening

Leakage in said budgie smugglers?

[Robb F]

It wasn't like the fishing trip off gavin and stacy is it?

[Solitude]

Yeah, "golf weekend" slang....you know, for a sausage jockey meet. !!

[XG332]

Lucky plums - mens bits

[Mazda Baiter]

Profanisaurus

A sweary thesaurus.

[Glassman]

Mazda Baiter said:

Profanisaurus

A sweary thesaurus.

The Magna Farta.

A must-have book for when chopping off Bungle's fingers.