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Justayellowbadge

Original Poster:

37,057 posts

273 months

Sunday 8th August 2010
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Tough day, so thought I'd reward myself with a pint at my local.

A couple were at the bar, clearly quite refreshed.

It transpires they are not a couple...yet.

Scrote boy is giving it his all, but croydon facelift so-council-even-Garlick-would-think-twice is having none of it.

Ratlad gives up, grunting 'Gotta go, I'm tagged, enneye' and lifts his shoplifted jeans to show the evidence of society's retribution on his worthlessness.

'Ooh', says yours-for-a-bacardi-breezer, 'let's get takeout'.

I have to live here.

Edited by Justayellowbadge on Sunday 8th August 19:14

Shaw Tarse

31,903 posts

234 months

Sunday 8th August 2010
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Thanks for that!

LHD

17,002 posts

218 months

Sunday 8th August 2010
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Justayellowbadge said:
so-council-even-Garlick-would-think-twice is having none of it.
Have a rofl

hornetrider

63,161 posts

236 months

Sunday 8th August 2010
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FML? I'd hope such a turn of phrase would be beneath you. Alas, no.

Wattsie

1,161 posts

232 months

Sunday 8th August 2010
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Justayellowbadge said:
so-council-even-Garlick-would-think-twice
Fetch that gentleman an award! rofl

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

261 months

Sunday 8th August 2010
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hornetrider said:
FML? I'd hope such a turn of phrase would be beneath you. Alas, no.
He's a big "Mel & Kim" fan.

theironduke

6,995 posts

219 months

Sunday 8th August 2010
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How depressing. I witnessed similar behavour last night, i try not to make a habit of going to the local cattle markets but it was a mates birthday and i didn't want to get branded as being antisocial.

I don't think sobriety helped but the drive back home through town looking at that quintessentially British saturday night landscape made the Jag seem a nice place to be smile

V8mate

45,899 posts

220 months

Sunday 8th August 2010
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Justayellowbadge said:
Tough day,...
And then you get home only to discover Caroline Flint in 3D, gazing out from your PC.

anonymous-user

85 months

Sunday 8th August 2010
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Justayellowbadge said:
Tough day, so thought I'd reward myself with a pint at my local.

A couple were at the bar, clearly quite refreshed.

It transpires they are not a couple...yet.

Scrote boy is giving it his all, but croydon facelift so-council-even-Garlick-would-think-twice is having none of it.

Ratlad gives up, grunting 'Gotta go, I'm tagged, enneye' and lifts his shoplifted jeans to show the evidence of society's retribution on his worthlessness.

'Ooh', says yours-for-a-bacardi-breezer, 'let's get takeout'.

I have to live here.

Edited by Justayellowbadge on Sunday 8th August 19:14
And i thought wheatley was bad, at least there you know pretty much everyone is tagged, or if not its only because their case hasnt come up yet

grumbledoak

32,571 posts

264 months

Sunday 8th August 2010
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idea Get yourself a tag?

Original Poster

5,429 posts

207 months

Sunday 8th August 2010
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Fascinating?

Justayellowbadge

Original Poster:

37,057 posts

273 months

Sunday 8th August 2010
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Original Poster said:
Fascinating?
New list.

LHD

17,002 posts

218 months

Sunday 8th August 2010
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Justayellowbadge said:
Original Poster said:
Fascinating?
New list.
New list?

Who's on it?

spud989

3,008 posts

211 months

Sunday 8th August 2010
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Very good rofl

Justayellowbadge

Original Poster:

37,057 posts

273 months

Sunday 8th August 2010
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LHD said:
Justayellowbadge said:
Original Poster said:
Fascinating?
New list.
New list?

Who's on it?
First rule of new list.

If you're on it, you can't talk about it. Well, not here.

LHD

17,002 posts

218 months

Sunday 8th August 2010
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Justayellowbadge said:
LHD said:
Justayellowbadge said:
Original Poster said:
Fascinating?
New list.
New list?

Who's on it?
First rule of new list.

If you're on it, you can't talk about it. Well, not here.
Ah. wink

Jasandjules

72,676 posts

260 months

Sunday 8th August 2010
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Justayellowbadge said:
Tough day, so thought I'd reward myself with a pint at my local.
Find a new local.............

ETA - Oh, and whilst I may regret it, I am a nosey sod, so what does FML mean?

Edited by Jasandjules on Sunday 8th August 20:58

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

256 months

Sunday 8th August 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
hornetrider said:
FML? I'd hope such a turn of phrase would be beneath you. Alas, no.
He's a big "Mel & Kim" fan.
I've got a couple of half price tickets to see them, if anyone wants 'em.

OnTheOverrun

3,965 posts

208 months

Sunday 8th August 2010
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Justayellowbadge said:
I have to live here.
Why?

Justayellowbadge

Original Poster:

37,057 posts

273 months

Sunday 8th August 2010
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Jasandjules said:
Justayellowbadge said:
Tough day, so thought I'd reward myself with a pint at my local.
Find a new local.............

ETA - Oh, and whilst I may regret it, I am a nosey sod, so what does FML mean?
You have clearly never been to Addled & Stoned.

FML: xxxx My Life. A web thing I regret invoking.