How to say Sorry?

[wendyg]

There are so many recognised gestures for all sorts of stuff. Hello, goodbye, yes, no, maybe, OK, not OK, welcome, cheers, damn, Thanks.

There are even recognised driving signals. Flash lights to let someone move, Hazard flash for Thanks, or flip L and R indicators a couple of times.

Even more obscure things like the thumbs up of down in the Roman tournament.

[wendyg]

I can't think of a gesture to indicate regrest, or loss, or sympathy, or wrong

[TotalControl]

closed fist facing you on heart rotating usually means sorry in sign language.

[wendyg]

I know this one but no-one in the general public does. Maybe we should have an awareness campaign!!

[grumbledoak]

Flowers?

[wendyg]

grumbledoak said:

Flowers?

Nice, but tricky between passing drivers!

[Chill Winston]

I never have to say sorry. THEY are ALWAYS at fault....

[Mobile Chicane]

Hold your hand up

[Mojooo]

i never say sorry so its not an issue for me

[MGZRod]

TotalControl said:

closed fist facing you on heart rotating usually means sorry in sign language.

Correct.

[working class]

Going down on her for 20-30 mins should do the trick...

[sidekickdmr]

if behind, flash of hazards

if infront hold hand up

[Silverbullet767]

To say sorry from a man to a woman: Flowers and chocolates
To say sorry from a woman to a man: Steak and blowjob

[Chill Winston]

Silverbullet767 said:

To say sorry from a woman to a man: Steak and blowjob

When does a woman ever say she's sorry to a bloke though?

[working class]

Chill Winston said:

Silverbullet767 said:

To say sorry from a woman to a man: Steak and blowjob

When does a woman ever say she's sorry to a bloke though?

Correct, they never have to as they are always right

[Google [bot]]

[TheEnd]

[RB26DETT]

Silverbullet767 said:

To say sorry from a man to a woman: Flowers and chocolates
To say sorry from a woman to a man: Steak and blowjob

But what if you need to say sorry to other road users ?
Have your car packed with flowers and chocolates or convert the passenger seat into a grill, although pulling up at the nearest layby for a good oul blow might make longer journeys more fun.


Doubt the missus would be happy about it though.

[TotalControl]

Google [bot] said:

That's what I meant. Although it also looks like he's trying to say 'I'm hungry'.

edit - Balls, missed the A from Although. As you were.

Edited by TotalControl on Monday 9th August 02:45

[dudleybloke]

apologise by only hitting her once!