Evening guest list.

[cal72]

Running on from the "like to have a drink with" Thread.
If you could invite 8 guests to dinner who would you have?

Katie Price
Alan partridge
Ian Hislop
Boris Johnson
Sarah Ferguson
Lindsay Lohan
Julian Clarey
Frankie Boyle

Edited by cal72 on Wednesday 11th August 07:41

[Mazda Baiter]

Nigella Lawson
Davina McCall
Salma Hayek
Sarah Beeney
Kirstie Allsop
Hanna Hilton
Dinner would consist of sleep inducing aphrodisiacs. I'm sure Heston has a recipe.

Then for conversation in the smoking room afterwards, Sir Stirling Moss and Nigel Roebuck.

[WorAl]

cal72 said:

Katie Price
Alan partridge
Ian Hislop
Boris Johnson
Sarah Ferguson
Lindsay Lohan
Julian Clarey
Frankie Boyle

Would you choose those just so you could sit and piss yourself laughing at Frankie Boyle, Ian Hislop and Alan Partridge ripping the others to bits?

[Dupont666]

WorAl said:

cal72 said:

Katie Price
Alan partridge
Ian Hislop
Boris Johnson
Sarah Ferguson
Lindsay Lohan
Julian Clarey
Frankie Boyle

Would you choose those just so you could sit and piss yourself laughing at Frankie Boyle, Ian Hislop and Alan Partridge ripping the others to bits?

is it not the live sex show the 2 wes will start that makes the invites valid?

[cal72]

WorAl said:

cal72 said:

Katie Price
Alan partridge
Ian Hislop
Boris Johnson
Sarah Ferguson
Lindsay Lohan
Julian Clarey
Frankie Boyle

Would you choose those just so you could sit and piss yourself laughing at Frankie Boyle, Ian Hislop and Alan Partridge ripping the others to bits?

[Mazda Baiter]

Dupont666 said:

WorAl said:

cal72 said:

Katie Price
Alan partridge
Ian Hislop
Boris Johnson
Sarah Ferguson
Lindsay Lohan
Julian Clarey
Frankie Boyle

Would you choose those just so you could sit and piss yourself laughing at Frankie Boyle, Ian Hislop and Alan Partridge ripping the others to bits?

is it not the live sex show the 2 wes will start that makes the invites worth it.

Only 2 wes?

I see 3 on that list.

[Dupont666]

Mazda Baiter said:

Dupont666 said:

WorAl said:

cal72 said:

Katie Price
Alan partridge
Ian Hislop
Boris Johnson
Sarah Ferguson
Lindsay Lohan
Julian Clarey
Frankie Boyle

Would you choose those just so you could sit and piss yourself laughing at Frankie Boyle, Ian Hislop and Alan Partridge ripping the others to bits?

is it not the live sex show the 2 wes will start that makes the invites worth it.

Only 2 wes?

I see 3 on that list.

you want to see a three way?

You sir are Sick.. very sick!!

[cal72]

Would you really 2 Gingers and 1 minger

[working class]

Gordon Brown
Tony Blair
Scott Alexander
Katie Price
Kerry Katona
Lily Allen
James Cordon
The Game (rapper)

[308mate]

working class said:

Gordon Brown
Tony Blair
Scott Alexander
Katie Price
Kerry Katona
Lily Allen
James Cordon
The Game (rapper)

I trust this is a list of people you plan to poison?

[working class]

308mate said:

working class said:

Gordon Brown
Tony Blair
Scott Alexander
Katie Price
Kerry Katona
Lily Allen
James Cordon
The Game (rapper)

I trust this is a list of people you plan to poison?

I'm playing PH "hate" bingo, I would call that a full house, wouldn't you?

[308mate]

working class said:

308mate said:

working class said:

Gordon Brown
Tony Blair
Scott Alexander
Katie Price
Kerry Katona
Lily Allen
James Cordon
The Game (rapper)

I trust this is a list of people you plan to poison?

I'm playing PH "hate" bingo, I would call that a full house, wouldn't you?

Not entirely. Substitute Lily allen for Russell Brand and youre on the money.

[spurs-442]

Ron Dennis
Alan Davies (QI + Johnathan Creek)
Boris Johnson
Jeremy Clarkson
Mark Kermode
Phil Jupitus
Jennifer Aniston
Dannii Minogue

[Dupont666]

308mate said:

working class said:

308mate said:

working class said:

Gordon Brown
Tony Blair
Scott Alexander
Katie Price
Kerry Katona
Lily Allen
James Cordon
The Game (rapper)

I trust this is a list of people you plan to poison?

I'm playing PH "hate" bingo, I would call that a full house, wouldn't you?

Not entirely. Substitute Lily allen for Russell Brand and youre on the money.

Instead of evening guest list could you not do the quintessential british gentleman sat next to a roaring fire in a huge old chair, smoking a pipe, a glass of whiskey on the table next to you, the key to the room you are all in dangling from a chain around your neck....
















And a loaded shotgun!!

Oh the fun I would have

[CypherP]

Denzel Washington
Mischa Barton
Ricky Gervais
Karl Pilkington
Gemma Atkinson
Lewis Hamilton
Chris Ryan
Paolo Nutini (For late evening acoustic session)

[308mate]

CypherP said:

Denzel Washington
Mischa Barton
Ricky Gervais
Karl Pilkington
Gemma Atkinson
Lewis Hamilton
Chris Ryan
Paolo Nutini (For late evening acoustic session)

I take it Gervais will eat Mischa's share?

[Dave200]

Miss Sports Illustrated Calendar 2010, Jan-Aug.

Is it possible to lace celery with Rohypnol?

[CypherP]

308mate said:

CypherP said:

Denzel Washington
Mischa Barton
Ricky Gervais
Karl Pilkington
Gemma Atkinson
Lewis Hamilton
Chris Ryan
Paolo Nutini (For late evening acoustic session)

I take it Gervais will eat Mischa's share?

Very possibly, just gives me something to look at. And plus, I can't think of anything funnier than Gervais sitting at the table ripping into Karl Pilkington, to provide some very good entertainment. That is unless Gemma Atkinson got her tits out over dinner. But then I'd lose my appetite for the wonderful meal i'd slaved over all afternoon.

ETA: Actually, sod that. She can show me what she likes whenever she wants. The meal can wait.

Edited by CypherP on Wednesday 11th August 10:30

[AUDIHenry]

Rowan Atkinson
John Rhys-Davies
Jeremy Clarkson
Ranulph Fiennes
John Cleese
Richard Branson
Gordon Murray
Liz Hurley

I'd take Liz and let the rest of the blokes iron our their differences.

[Ganglandboss]

The Minogue sisters
Kelly Brook
Helen Flanagan (the Webster slapper off Corrie)
Katy Perry
Rosamund Pike
Dita Von Teese
Myleene Klass
Caterina Murino


Dinner would be custard and to save washing up, it would be served in an inflatable paddling pool.