EDDIE STOBART - EH, WOT?

[mybrainhurts]

EDDIE STOBART

DELIVERING SUSTAINABLE DISTRIBUTION...


Dear Mr Stobart

What the hell is that supposed to mean...?

You truncheon...

[CypherP]

mybrainhurts said:

EDDIE STOBART

DELIVERING SUSTAINABLE DISTRIBUTION...


Dear Mr Stobart

What the hell is that supposed to mean...?

You truncheon...

That sounds like one of those signs that was written in Japanese and then translated into Engrish.

[Digger]

You can order those 3 words any which way and it still nearly make sense. Or is it me?

[IROC-Z]

It's snappy, management style speak. A bit like all the trucks I see with 'Logistics Solutions' written on the side. Oh, you mean delivery lorry?

[CypherP]

Distribution Delivering Sustainable? Not sure about that method..

[groucho]

I understand it. As a company they deliver sustainable distribution. Not getting into the green part though.

[Robert Burns]

Is it me or has eddie stobard invented the eletric engine for a truck that does the same miles as the diesel engines and never told anyone

edit missed the ed on invented

Edited by Robert Burns on Tuesday 17th August 20:09

[rudecherub]

They have started shipping stuff from Spain - fruits and veg by train via the channel tunnel to a central distribution centre, so less truck miles by non UK drivers, and fewer foreign trucks on UK roads.

[james_tigerwoods]

You're going mad OP - You clearly need an Ambiwlans!

[Rocksteadyeddie]

Question on lorrying you say?

Cock Womble 7 your thread has arrived

[lazy_b]

I quite like seeing their wagons parked in a layby with one door open (quick question: why do they do that?) and the other door saying

DIE
BART

[miniman]

lazy_b said:

(quick question: why do they do that?)

Because when crooks come sniffing round the layby, they can see that the trailer is empty without breaking into it and damaging it. Most often seen on curtainside trucks where the easiest way in is by slashing the side open (££££)

[collateral]

the Bart, the

Slogan creator

[phil-sti]

That's just on the new trailers, wait till you see the international trailers with foreign versions on

[Nickyboy]

Choo Choo Thomas (or James)

[Mazda Baiter]

Rocksteadyeddie said:

Question on puddle jumping you say?

Cock Womble 7 your thread has arrived

Leave the real trucking to the big boys eh?

[V8mate]

Mazda Baiter said:

Rocksteadyeddie said:

Question on puddle jumping you say?

Cock Womble 7 your thread has arrived

Leave the real trucking to the big boys eh?

RSE earlier...

[phil-sti]

Nickyboy said:

Choo Choo Thomas (or James)

that engine has now crashed

[EDLT]

I can't look at one of those trucks without remembering the "Eddie Stobart danger wk" that was talked about on here a while ago.

[Mazda Baiter]

EDLT said:

I can't look at one of those trucks without remembering the "Eddie Stobart danger wk" that was talked about on here a while ago.