Jokes?

[tloraine]

Bored. Anybody got any jokes?

[Cas_P]

Yeah, this fat bint on tele who passes her food habits to her baby in the form of fish and chips and ketchup. She's a joke....

[DickyC]

Did you hear the one about the Sean Connery Joke (Vol 5)?

[JonRB]

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Knock yourself out

[svm]

Ten'ish?

[911motorsport]

Apparently I'm morbidly obese; as if I didn't have enough fat on my body.

[911motorsport]

What is the difference between a duck? It's leg.

[Digger]

What's brown and sticky?

[Pothole]

what's orange and rhymes with a parrot?

[Flintstone]

tloraine said:

Bored. Anybody got any jokes?

Fantastic idea!

A thread for jokes.

[MGZRod]

Digger said:

What's brown and sticky?

stick
poo...
Stick

ermmm I can't choose

[Dixie68]

911motorsport said:

What is the difference between a duck? It's leg.

One of its legs are both the same, surely?