The guilt is too much to bear
The guilt is too much to bear
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Four Cofffee

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11,838 posts

266 months

Saturday 21st August 2010
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Make me feel beter.

Gardening today moving plant pots, piles of leaves and cutting back overgrown plants. Along with the way I found a number of toads which I carefully located to the long wet grass one by one as I was shredding and digging.

Then I am trying to lift out a large plant with a fork and pulled the fork up to see a large toad impaled on one of the fork spikes, through the fleshy bit of the back leg. I slid him off and he crawled away spewing blood dragging the leg. I thought it was cruel to let him suffer so quickly desptached him with the fork and placed him, and his entrails over the fence, thinking at least his body wouild make something a good meal.

A few hours later I went across to the fence for something and he WAS STILL ALIVE AND STILL CRAWLING AWAY, and I couldn't get to him. By the trime I got around he had disappeared.

Now feel like a bad man.

randlemarcus

13,646 posts

262 months

Saturday 21st August 2010
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If it helps, once a long time ago, I mowed a toad.

TotalControl

8,307 posts

229 months

Saturday 21st August 2010
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He'll make a meal for something soon. Don't worry.

anonymous-user

85 months

Saturday 21st August 2010
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I've done the same with a fork before! Not a nice feeling - console yourself with the fact you tried to do the right thing :-(

Tiggsy

10,261 posts

283 months

Saturday 21st August 2010
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Guilt? You cant kill a toad with a fork.... that's embarrassment!

ymwoods

2,194 posts

208 months

Saturday 21st August 2010
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should have fired up the BBQ and made him YOUR meal.

TheEnd

15,370 posts

219 months

Saturday 21st August 2010
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I amazed you couldn't catch up with a half dead, impaled, splattered toad, inches away from death's door.

Unless maybe you wanted it to escape...

Ikemi

8,610 posts

236 months

Saturday 21st August 2010
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Didn't you stab the toad through the head, thus ensuring a swift exit for said amphibian?

Edited by Ikemi on Saturday 21st August 19:38

NoNeed

15,137 posts

231 months

Saturday 21st August 2010
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Good job you dont make a living as a hitmanbiggrin

yazza54

20,343 posts

212 months

Saturday 21st August 2010
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Shouldve kept it and reared it as your own

Magic919

14,583 posts

232 months

Saturday 21st August 2010
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Strimmer a toad. That's more like it.

Sheets Tabuer

21,517 posts

246 months

Saturday 21st August 2010
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He should have croaked by now

Digger

17,041 posts

222 months

Saturday 21st August 2010
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PLEASE PLEASE. . . This thread will do just fine without pics!


Edited by Digger on Saturday 21st August 19:44

andyjo1982

5,209 posts

241 months

Saturday 21st August 2010
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Best thread i've read all day...

Was expecting a story about cheating on a partner or a debt problem or something, not Frank Spencer trying to finish off a toad...

Perhaps its some sort of cyborg toad that just will not die.

Anyway, have a rofl cos this made my lol...

TheEnd

15,370 posts

219 months

Saturday 21st August 2010
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Four Cofffee

Original Poster:

11,838 posts

266 months

Saturday 21st August 2010
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It not the first time execution has gonme astray.

Some years ago I had to end it all for one of my Kid's pet mice which was having fits. I moved the kids upstairs so they couldn't see onto the patio and put the fitting mouse in a large match box to keep it still while the garden spade was brought down with much force. As it impacted I was off centre and the box tray was ejected sideways by the compression of the outer box with the mouse in, straight scross the garden. I had to chase the mouse about the garden with a spade striking at it. The deed finally done, red faced and sweaty I turned to get the plastic bag prepared as the container for Mickey's final journey to see two shocked kids at the bedroom window.

stitched

3,813 posts

204 months

Saturday 21st August 2010
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Four Cofffee said:
It not the first time execution has gonme astray.

Some years ago I had to end it all for one of my Kid's pet mice which was having fits. I moved the kids upstairs so they couldn't see onto the patio and put the fitting mouse in a large match box to keep it still while the garden spade was brought down with much force. As it impacted I was off centre and the box tray was ejected sideways by the compression of the outer box with the mouse in, straight scross the garden. I had to chase the mouse about the garden with a spade striking at it. The deed finally done, red faced and sweaty I turned to get the plastic bag prepared as the container for Mickey's final journey to see two shocked kids at the bedroom window.
roflrofl

Gixer86

1,541 posts

203 months

Saturday 21st August 2010
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roflroflrofl

Steamer

14,199 posts

244 months

Saturday 21st August 2010
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stitched said:
Four Cofffee said:
It not the first time execution has gonme astray.

Some years ago I had to end it all for one of my Kid's pet mice which was having fits. I moved the kids upstairs so they couldn't see onto the patio and put the fitting mouse in a large match box to keep it still while the garden spade was brought down with much force. As it impacted I was off centre and the box tray was ejected sideways by the compression of the outer box with the mouse in, straight scross the garden. I had to chase the mouse about the garden with a spade striking at it. The deed finally done, red faced and sweaty I turned to get the plastic bag prepared as the container for Mickey's final journey to see two shocked kids at the bedroom window.
roflrofl
roflroflrofl

Stop it!! Your killing me!!....

....not the first time you've heard that I bet!

NiceCupOfTea

25,607 posts

282 months

Saturday 21st August 2010
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"In this house, Benjamin..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw3XJQIZYrg&fea...

PS - a few years ago I had to rescue a terrified frog my girlfriend's cat. But it didn't matter how far away I put the poor chap, the damn cat kept finding it and bringing it back to me!! Had to keep the cat in in the end!