Things must be improving.

[Justayellowbadge]

Perusing today's Metro, I spied a 2 page spread on organic sex toys.

I bet there was some spluttering on the tube this morning.

If you'll excuse the pun, some of it was deeply wky.

Now, although it may be, and I quote, 'delicate enough to work in the derriere but substantial enough to satisfy', anyone who chooses to spend 95 quid on an eco-friendly ceramic dildo engraved with quotes from Chaucer can go fk themselves.

[5potTurbo]

Yes, quite.

[UncleRic]

Justayellowbadge said:

Perusing today's Metro, I spied a 2 page spread on organic sex toys.

I read that and was thinking something along the lines of certain shapes of fruit and vegetables..

[Original Poster]

I agree...

[Silent1]

Justayellowbadge said:

Now, although it may be, and I quote, 'delicate enough to work in the derriere but substantial enough to satisfy', anyone who chooses to spend 95 quid on an eco-friendly ceramic dildo engraved with quotes from Chaucer can go fk themselves.

Basically you have a macro cock then, Yes?

[Justayellowbadge]

Silent1 said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Now, although it may be, and I quote, 'delicate enough to work in the derriere but substantial enough to satisfy', anyone who chooses to spend 95 quid on an eco-friendly ceramic dildo engraved with quotes from Chaucer can go fk themselves.

Basically you have a macro cock then, Yes?

Sadly not one crafted by indigenous artisans who are paid via fair trade.

Although, in my defence, it is from a sustainable resource and has proved to be, to date, 100% hypoallergenic.

[Silent1]

Justayellowbadge said:

Silent1 said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Now, although it may be, and I quote, 'delicate enough to work in the derriere but substantial enough to satisfy', anyone who chooses to spend 95 quid on an eco-friendly ceramic dildo engraved with quotes from Chaucer can go fk themselves.

Basically you have a macro cock then, Yes?

Sadly not one crafted by indigenous artisans who are paid via fair trade.

Although, in my defence, it is from a sustainable resource and has proved to be, to date, 100% hypoallergenic.

Ah that reminds me, time for a anony dual profile and a post in the health matters forum

[ShadownINja]

Given how easy it is to rupture the bowel (knowledge not experience ), I'm not sure anything is delicate enough to be inserted in the anus.












At least, that's what I tell my boyfriend.

[Steamer]

'Metro' & 'Sextoys' theres a couple of words that you don't often assimilate.

[Famous Graham]

Steamer said:

'Metro' & 'Sextoys' theres a couple of words that you don't often assimilate.

Oh I dunno. If you roll it up....

[V8mate]

Justayellowbadge said:

Now, although it may be, and I quote, 'delicate enough to work in the derriere but substantial enough to satisfy', anyone who chooses to spend 95 quid on an eco-friendly ceramic dildo engraved with quotes from Chaucer can go fk themselves.

Though with blokes like Ewan haunting the dating sites, you could see why £95 might make sense. Not to mention a lucky escape.

[PaulHogan]

Would this thread have been locked if it hadn't been started by a mod?

[Justayellowbadge]

PaulHogan said:

Would this thread have been locked if it hadn't been started by a mod?

Not by me, no.

[Ikemi]

PaulHogan said:

Would this thread have been locked if it hadn't been started by a mod?

For what reason would this thread be locked?

[Reload]

Ikemi said:

PaulHogan said:

Would this thread have been locked if it hadn't been started by a mod?

For what reason would this thread be locked?

Chastity...

[Silent1]

Reload said:

Ikemi said:

PaulHogan said:

Would this thread have been locked if it hadn't been started by a mod?

For what reason would this thread be locked?

Chastity...

You have no idea how hard it is to find a work safe chastity belt, i mean FFS if they don't cover all the flange how are they going to protect against rod penetration?

Edited by Silent1 on Monday 23 August 16:04

[sleep envy]

Justayellowbadge said:

anyone who chooses to spend 95 quid on an eco-friendly ceramic dildo engraved with quotes from Chaucer can go fk themselves.

isn't that the idea?

[Cotty]

JYB you seem to have spent way too much time studying that artical

[Mr Trophy]

Have you ever used a sex toy?

[Neil H]

I read that too; dildos carved by fairtrade workers in Indian villages. You couldn't make it up.