Drunken Texting

[Taita]

Similar to Lamebook, pretty amusing.

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/texts-from-last-...

[Justayellowbadge]

Filthy chubi.

[Original Poster]

Taita said:

Similar to Lamebook, pretty amusing.

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/texts-from-last-...

that website said:

This is a mass text, does anyone know where I am?

fking brilliant!!

[big dub]

and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my c*m and whispered "Simba"


class

[dougc]

Justayellowbadge said:

Filthy chubi.

hot steaming aunt?

[Justayellowbadge]

Indeed.

[hooperpride]

Some top stuff on there but a lot of made up crap as well, one of my favourites:

"I told you I was good to drive"
"dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate"

[Oxygen Thief]

Taita said:

Similar to Lamebook, pretty amusing.

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/texts-from-last-...

Damb, I was just about to post a link to that site.

ARRSE by any chance?

[louiebaby]

Website person said:

So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.

Yeah, that'll happen...

[Salgar]

"Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'"

Geek Amazing.

[NoNeed]

(973):
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.

(1-973):
Guess she heard her killer coming

[Taita]

Oxygen Thief said:

Taita said:

Similar to Lamebook, pretty amusing.

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/texts-from-last-...

Damb, I was just about to post a link to that site.

ARRSE by any chance?

As charged.

[ellroy]

Thanks you just wasted my afternoon.

[NoNeed]

(214):
dude. I'm so drunk.

(972):
pete, this is bryce's mom

(214):
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass

(972):
pete, this is still bryce's mom

[soad]

ellroy said:

Thanks you just wasted my afternoon.

Mine too

[big dub]

NoNeed said:

(214):
dude. I'm so drunk.

(972):
pete, this is bryce's mom

(214):
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass

(972):
pete, this is still bryce's mom

[Reload]

Website said:

Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more

[working class]

Brilliant! They have an app out for that site as well.

[MiniMan64]

Lots of funny ones but I'm seeing a lot of recycled stuff off bash.org and the like....

[Mastiff]

Website said said:

Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.