Easy Accents/Impersonations?

[Benengo]

Now, I am rubbish at impersonations and accents; however, if i say "beer can" fast it comes out like "bacon" in a Caribbean accent no effort required. Just looking for a few more easy wins if anyone's got one?

[Mobile Chicane]

Kipper tie = a Brummie cup of tea

[sneijder]

Ears = Queen saying yes.

Bison = Brummie basin.

[Ricky_M]

Another Caribbean themed one "Nuts and Raise ons" = " Nuts and Raisins"

[North West Tom]

Toreet - 'Hello' in Wiganland.

[madbadger]

Air - as in the air that we breath.

Hair - on your head.

Lair - where a lion lives.

Air hair lair. = How the Queen would greet you.

[Benzman]

Mamma Mia = "Mother I'm Home" in Wiganese

[Wacky Racer]

"I'm going to get the Buzz".....(Bus)......Hyde,..near Manchester.

"See yer layter".....(Goodbye)......Burnley

[JBM78]

"Whale oil beef hooked" sounds like an Irishman swearing.....

[North West Tom]

Benzman said:

Mamma Mia = "Mother I'm Home" in Wiganese

I like that one.

[working class]

Mobile Chicane said:

Kipper tie = a Brummie cup of tea

"A bostin kipper tie" If you please.

[voyds9]

Put the back of your tongue against the roof of your mouth then speak normally.

Instant Australian accent

[Famous Graham]

My ears are alight.

[King Herald]

madbadger said:

Air hair lair. = How the Queen would greet you.

[wendyg]

That really difficult gift in the nativity? Gold is easy, even Frankincense is long but not too difficult to say.

But Myrrh? Muuurrh. Muuuuuuurrrrr.

Quick shortcut for a NorthernIrish person saying Mirror

[nelly1]

voyds9 said:

Put the back of your tongue against the roof of your mouth then speak normally.

Instant Australian accent

That just makes me sound like Janet Street-Porter.

[Steamer]

The daily mile - handy if you are requesting a newspaper in the black country.

[King Herald]

working class said:

Mobile Chicane said:

Kipper tie = a Brummie cup of tea

"A bostin kipper tie" If you please.

Yowworracupotiemate?

[Gargamel]

Surrey - how to apologies in Surrey.

Also - Since when do Lions live in Lairs ? Lions live on the savannah, IF they stay at home its in a den.

Bears, Bears have lairs, and so does Goldfinger

[DavesFlaps]

Ricky_M said:

Another Caribbean themed one "Nuts and Raise ons" = " Nuts and Raisins"

Unless I deserve a whoosh for completely missing the irony, that was pish.