Day trip to Barmouth
Discussion
I'm pissed, granted.
I'm also on the bi annual trip to Wales to see mrs emsmans dad.
We went to Barmouth.
I'm bored, so I wrote a few things about it.
It goes to the tune of Fiddlers dram daytrip to Bangor (or it does if you have had 8 cans of Stella)
Didn't we have a god awful time the day we went to Barmouth
The pikeys were there- all at the funfair, s
t and rubbish everywhere
And one of thes, sorry to be blunt
has had more than his share of 'the cider'
Spewed on the floor and then went back for more oh what a tt
Does one recall the state of it all as we walked amongst the inbreds
Most weigh a ton, god pass me a gun
Jesus Christ it's fking grim
then one of the men, IQ roughly ten decides to have a fight with his best friend
Bottles and fists and puddles of piss as it all kicks off
It's not that late but it's ever so great to finally see a policeman
Wimmin and kids should not witness this - Fighting in a packed high street
So we go to a shop to buy sticks of rock, but it's full of mental retards- sorry grandma we are back to the car and we are off.....
Wasn't it nice not to take advice and instead visit all of the cretins
It's full of fake tan, quick run while you can, it's the village of the damned
The weather was st and the car it got hit whilst in a sec-ure carpark
I'm glad to be be gone, now please drop a bomb and wipe it out
What can I say bout folk up this way
They really are not normal
Wrists like my thighs, addicted to pies, they're genetically deformed
I'm not coming back, it's every so cack
I'd rather be back on fire
The place is just shat it's as simple as that so steer well clear
I'm also on the bi annual trip to Wales to see mrs emsmans dad.
We went to Barmouth.
I'm bored, so I wrote a few things about it.
It goes to the tune of Fiddlers dram daytrip to Bangor (or it does if you have had 8 cans of Stella)
Didn't we have a god awful time the day we went to Barmouth
The pikeys were there- all at the funfair, s
t and rubbish everywhere And one of the
s, sorry to be blunthas had more than his share of 'the cider'
Spewed on the floor and then went back for more oh what a t
t Does one recall the state of it all as we walked amongst the inbreds
Most weigh a ton, god pass me a gun
Jesus Christ it's f
king grimthen one of the men, IQ roughly ten decides to have a fight with his best friend
Bottles and fists and puddles of piss as it all kicks off
It's not that late but it's ever so great to finally see a policeman
Wimmin and kids should not witness this - Fighting in a packed high street
So we go to a shop to buy sticks of rock, but it's full of mental retards- sorry grandma we are back to the car and we are off.....
Wasn't it nice not to take advice and instead visit all of the cretins
It's full of fake tan, quick run while you can, it's the village of the damned
The weather was s
t and the car it got hit whilst in a sec-ure carparkI'm glad to be be gone, now please drop a bomb and wipe it out
What can I say bout folk up this way
They really are not normal
Wrists like my thighs, addicted to pies, they're genetically deformed
I'm not coming back, it's every so cack
I'd rather be back on fire
The place is just shat it's as simple as that so steer well clear
Justayellowbadge said:
HereBeMonsters said:
Are you a Vogon?
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"
AV12 said:
If it's as bad as Rhyl, I feel your pain
Barmouth, on the other hand would be fine if it wasn't for the influx of retards during the "summer" months. Harlech is a much safer bet if you don't want to get sprayed with vomit.
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