Just Googled myself for the 1st time

[Fishtigua]

While chatting to a girl on Match.com I said "Oh, just Google me".

What a load of old crud. Nothing like my posts, not even close.

Do you know we even get re-posted on Porkers.com thingy, me neither.

Go on, Google yourself, you'll be suprised

[NateWM]

Well that site just took an hour of my life that I will never get back...

Totally worth it though.

[Tow Vehicle Rqrd]

In which particular name, and which particular capacity?

[Brother D]

Fishtigua said:

While chatting to a girl on Match.com I said "Oh, just Google me".

What a load of old crud. Nothing like my posts, not even close.

Do you know we even get re-posted on Porkers.com thingy, me neither.

Go on, Google yourself, you'll be suprised

Cheers for that. It's porkers.co.uk. Not the filth peddling porkers.com

(I'll check that out when I get home and the missus is out)

Edited by Brother D on Friday 27th August 06:47

[Tow Vehicle Rqrd]

Urm, just a very small bit of advice to OP: if on a first talk / date someone asked me to google him...






I'd be out the door. Not a good line my friend; - The Ego Has Landed = Gal In TVR Is Outta Here!




I do speak from experience. He was Googled in the bog, which was thankfully really close to car park door!

[K50 DEL]

Known as ego-surfing isn't it?

I did this a while ago and the only thing it seemed to bring up was all my rally entries and results from a few years ago.

[danger mouse]

All I've ever found out from doing that is what my equally commonly-named namesakes are up to these days.

I might as well be called "John Smith" as far as Ego Surfing goes.

[rhinochopig]

Fishtigua said:

While chatting to a girl on Match.com I said "Oh, just Google me".

What a load of old crud. Nothing like my posts, not even close.

Do you know we even get re-posted on Porkers.com thingy, me neither.

Go on, Google yourself, you'll be suprised

Well done jackass - Porkers.com is a porno site.

Cheers

[Oldandslow]

When I googled myself the top 5 hits were "most wanted" reports for a serial rapist/murderer. Not exactly what you'd want on a date. He was pictured though and described as over 6' and black so I'm not likely to be mistaken for him.

[Steve_W]

Luckily (or not!) I have the same name as both a politician and some bit part actor, so I'm fairly well hidden after all the twaddle about them.

[DavesFlaps]

There's no point in me googling myself, as I don't use the internet.

[KrazyIvan]

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

He was Googled in the bog,

Childish I know but that made me snigger as it sounds dirty

I googled myself, as I have a pretty uncommon name (only my uncle shares the same name in the UK) as well as being an internet lurker, I am also a priest in the US, which is nice.

Edited by KrazyIvan on Friday 27th August 11:34

[Jasandjules]

Fishtigua said:

While chatting to a girl on Match.com I said "Oh, just Google me".

Why would you say that?

[williamp]

I'm 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th on google. The 5th belongs to a dead person. and the 6th to a composer

[Rocksteadyeddie]

Oldandslow said:

When I googled myself the top 5 hits were "most wanted" reports for a serial rapist/murderer. Not exactly what you'd want on a date. He was pictured though and described as over 6' and black so I'm not likely to be mistaken for him.

You're just 5'11" ?

[AndrewW-G]

Jasandjules said:

Fishtigua said:

While chatting to a girl on Match.com I said "Oh, just Google me".

Why would you say that?

Sounds like a very effective method of contraception or the OP’s intent was to come across as a tit as a way of getting rid of an unwanted admirer

Edited by AndrewW-G on Friday 27th August 11:54

[dave-therave]

If you google "Pant Taker" then my site used to be the first to pop up on google. Made me laugh!

(NSFW)

[williamp]

dave-therave said:

If you google "Pant Taker" then my site used to be the first to pop up on google. Made me laugh!

(NSFW)

actually, the first two googles of "dave-therave" are very inetretsing too. Care to comment...???

[dave-therave]

williamp said:

dave-therave said:

If you google "Pant Taker" then my site used to be the first to pop up on google. Made me laugh!

(NSFW)

actually, the first two googles of "dave-therave" are very inetretsing too. Care to comment...???

First one sadly isn't me, the second is though!

[Reload]

Ok, OP, Googled you.......and you're either dead:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/2007/mar/20/obituar...

or an ex Wakefield Trinity player:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hawley_(rugby_l...