Anyone want a free slam man?

[davido140]

One of these...



Now I've broken into my shed I need to give it a bit of a tidy... I've not punched him for years.... he's a bit grubby but just needs a clean I think.

No gloves or training video... who has a video player???

No idea if the electrics still work... you'll have to find that one out for yourself.

The base is full of sand, so he's fking heavy... you'll need a truck/4x4/big arse car to transport him!

Available for pickup in Basingstoke all weekend!

[y2blade]

yes please

[Digger]

Any porn mags?

[bazking69]

Dress it up and leave it on the side of a quiet road this evening. With the LED eyes flashing.

[y2blade]

scrap that reply, sorry i've no way of getting it home this weekend. . If someone else wants it let them have it

[sday12]

freecycle?

[davido140]

sday12 said:

freecycle?

That is my next attempt at getting rid of it! Thought I'd offer it to the PH crew first though!

[davido140]

Digger said:

Any porn mags?

not yet, but theres still hope...

[davido140]

y2blade said:

scrap that reply, sorry i've no way of getting it home this weekend. . If someone else wants it let them have it

D'oh thought I got shot of him then!

[mat13]

I would but it's a four hundred mile round trip, and the only car I've got big enough to haul him is a series landy, would take me awhile.

[MrV]

davido140 said:

Digger said:

Any porn mags?

not yet, but theres still hope...

If you find any they need to be scattered in the local hedgerows

[H_Kan]

davido140 said:

y2blade said:

scrap that reply, sorry i've no way of getting it home this weekend. . If someone else wants it let them have it

D'oh thought I got shot of him then!

I'd be interested OP.

Do you think it would fit in the back of a Zafira with the middle and rear seats down?

[Si_steve]

bazking69 said:

Dress it up and leave it on the side of a quiet road this evening. With the LED eyes flashing.

Mate, I have just cracked up reading that. I'm going to buy one just to do that

[Jasandjules]

davido140 said:

sday12 said:

freecycle?

That is my next attempt at getting rid of it! Thought I'd offer it to the PH crew first though!

People on freecycle will ask you to deliver it and will charge you £50 to do so......

[fathomfive]

bazking69 said:

Dress it up and leave it on the side of a quiet road this evening. With the LED eyes flashing.

Spray it chrome beforehand.

[davido140]

Jasandjules said:

davido140 said:

sday12 said:

freecycle?

That is my next attempt at getting rid of it! Thought I'd offer it to the PH crew first though!

People on freecycle will ask you to deliver it and will charge you £50 to do so......

Indeed, I've heard some pretty shocking stories of ungrateful mother fkers on freecycle!

As it happens I was super chuffed to recieve a bottle of vin rouge in exchange for him today!

Thanks again! Very unexpected and greatly appreciated! *hic*

[H_Kan]

davido140 said:

Jasandjules said:

davido140 said:

sday12 said:

freecycle?

That is my next attempt at getting rid of it! Thought I'd offer it to the PH crew first though!

People on freecycle will ask you to deliver it and will charge you £50 to do so......

Indeed, I've heard some pretty shocking stories of ungrateful mother fkers on freecycle!

As it happens I was super chuffed to recieve a bottle of vin rouge in exchange for him today!

Thanks again! Very unexpected and greatly appreciated! *hic*

Thanks again, I reckon it'll be good fun once I've put him back together again!


ETA- have cleaned it up and the electrics are still working, so pretty happy with that.

Edited by H_Kan on Sunday 29th August 22:08

[ShadownINja]

Ah, I was gonna say, remove the sand before transporting it.

[HOGEPH]

MrV said:

davido140 said:

Digger said:

Any porn mags?

not yet, but theres still hope...

If you find any they need to be scattered in the local hedgerows

Don't forget to glue a few pages together for the authentic look.

[swiftpete]

Dammit I've wanted one of these for ages but never got round to buying one. Ah well, should have been quicker on the draw.