Today is kill a Wasp day
Today is kill a Wasp day
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Matt Black

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420 posts

201 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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Vile lil feckers!

1 Wasp = 2 points
Hornet = 5 points
Bumble bee or Honey bee = -50 points (that's minus 50 points for those who can't see the -) biggrin

A hive of wasps or hornets nest = 500 points, but evidence is required biggrin

So get killing them vile lil sts and post up you're score please!

I have new batteries in my zapper bat already! biggrin

Have fun! smile

Edited by Matt Black on Wednesday 1st September 21:02

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

286 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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Used to whack 'em with a cricket bat, mid flight...THWACK

Quite therapeutic, it was...

We had WASPS when I were a nipper...smile

Egg Chaser

4,954 posts

198 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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I like the sound of this game smashbiggrin

badmanforward

64 posts

211 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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Wasps, yes, Bees... NO!

gog

286 posts

285 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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badmanforward said:
Wasps, yes, Bees... NO!
Bees need all the help they can get!!

FrodoBint

49 posts

196 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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Matt Black said:
Vile lil feckers!

1 Wasp = 2 points
Hornet = 5 points
Bumble bee or Honey bee = -50 points

A hive of wasps or hornets nest = 500 points, but evidence is required biggrin

So get killing them vile lil sts and post up you're score please!

I have new batteries in my zapper bat already! biggrin

Have fun! smile
No Bees! We need bees, you skid mark on the underpants of the 10 tonne man!

Steameh

3,155 posts

241 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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I'm assuming that why Bees are Minus 50.

ShiggyBiggs

713 posts

205 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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Steameh said:
I'm assuming that why Bees are Minus 50.
lol

mel

10,168 posts

306 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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I was quad biking the other week and one of little bar stewards get caught between goggles and helmet and stung me right on the end of my nose, judging by the fact that it left it's sting behind still sticking out my nose I'm guessing it was a bee but whichever one it was, it bloody hurt and left me looking like a fat nosed 60 year old alcholic for a few days.

ukwill

10,283 posts

238 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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Steameh said:
I'm assuming that why Bees are Minus 50.
hehe

Adenauer

18,982 posts

267 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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Hornets are ace, if you kill a Hornet it should be minus 50 as well.

ukwill

10,283 posts

238 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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Adenauer said:
Hornets are ace, if you kill a Hornet it should be minus 50 as well.
No. They're. Not. shoot

Elskeggso

3,100 posts

218 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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Leave the bees alone!

I haven't killed a wasp for ages, at least 2 weeks. My wasp-death-tally-chart for this year is currently at 28 though. Do I get points for them?

Adenauer

18,982 posts

267 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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Yes they are, though.

Mr Trophy

6,811 posts

234 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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I remember when I was a lad I thought it would be a fking great idea to stick a pole into a Wasps' nest. Guess who won?

Ouch hehe

anonymous-user

85 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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I think I killed about 5 wasps yesterday so I'm already 10 points up. No evidence though.


Adenauer said:
Hornets are ace, if you kill a Hornet it should be minus 50 as well.
Hornets need nuking from the face of the earth!!!!!!!

no1special

1,026 posts

208 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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You wouldnt believe the size of the nest at on my local pub grounds.
I'll try and get a photo of it later.
Someone has stuffed a housebrick into the entrance of the nest - nt sure if that's a good idea or not?

ukwill

10,283 posts

238 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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Adenauer said:
Yes they are, though.
No they're not, though. D'ya get me though? Is you disrespectin' me though?

Adenauer

18,982 posts

267 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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champ54321 said:
I think I killed about 5 wasps yesterday so I'm already 10 points up. No evidence though.


Adenauer said:
Hornets are ace, if you kill a Hornet it should be minus 50 as well.
Hornets need nuking from the face of the earth!!!!!!!
We used to have 3 Hornet nests in our old house. Sitting on the terrace with guests was great fun during the summer. You'd hear the distinctive *thomp thomp thomp* of the wings, rather like on Platoon. Those of us in the know would quietly retreat into the house and watch from the living room window as the beasts approached, once spotted the guests would flail about on the terrace like a bunch of epileptic spiders doing a breakdance, oh how we laughed biggrin

TonyHetherington

32,091 posts

281 months

Wednesday 1st September 2010
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mel said:
I was quad biking the other week and one of little bar stewards get caught between goggles and helmet and stung me right on the end of my nose, judging by the fact that it left it's sting behind still sticking out my nose I'm guessing it was a bee but whichever one it was, it bloody hurt and left me looking like a fat nosed 60 year old alcholic for a few days.
Wasps do that too, don't they? (leave the sting). Friend of mine got stung by one (a wasp) a few weeks ago and he pulled the sting out.