A man in a white van has been touching up my bin bags

[heisthegaffer]

Dear all, should I be worried that a man in a white van has been feeling up my bin bags?

[anonymous-user]

Nuke him from orbit

[fathomfive]

Rubbish post.

[cal72]

Yes.
Goner clone id and then you will get into debt without actually spending a penny.

HTH

[deevlash]

cal72 said:

Goner clone id

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[muffinmenace]

cal72 said:

Yes.
Goner clone id and then you will get into debt without actually spending a penny.

HTH

Well I can't get any money, so good luck to them!

[cal72]

This

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/188002/Council...

or this

http://www.northernrock.co.uk/security/identity_th...

[Neil H]

Just for clarification, are you using 'bin bags' as a euphemism for saggy tits?

[MadRob6]

Make sure everything you throw away in future has "You are a " written on it.

[williamp]

Has this wheely-bin happening, or are you talking garbage??

Did he make a noise? Like "trash-bang-wallop"

[RSGulp]

I refuse to join in with puns - such a waste of time.

[ShiggyBiggs]

Just burn it all then whoever it is just has a bin full of ash to look at.

[Cock Womble 7]

When I was a kid, I thought our dustbin was made in Japan as it had "Noho Tashes" written on it.

[Tow Vehicle Rqrd]

ShiggyBiggs said:

Just burn it all then whoever it is just has a bin full of ash to look at.

Then add a few prawn heads and unbagged dog st for good measure

[RSGulp]

ShiggyBiggs said:

Just burn it all then whoever it is just has a bin full of ash to look at.

A bin full of asher?

Edited by RSGulp on Thursday 2nd September 16:32

[Robbie B]

Gavin got axed from Autoglass and is peckish.

[Twincam16]

Probably the same weirdo who nicked my filler cap last weekend.

I mean, who nicks a filler cap?

[williamp]

Twincam16 said:

Probably the same weirdo who nicked my filler cap last weekend.

I mean, who nicks a filler cap?

he probably threatened to "popping a cap in your ass" to someone, and now he feels he needs to follow through with it....

[MadRob6]

williamp said:

Twincam16 said:

Probably the same weirdo who nicked my filler cap last weekend.

I mean, who nicks a filler cap?

he probably threatened to "popping a cap in your ass" to someone, and now he feels he needs to follow through with it....

I think I've just found the solution to my colleague's flatulence.

[Twincam16]

MadRob6 said:

williamp said:

Twincam16 said:

Probably the same weirdo who nicked my filler cap last weekend.

I mean, who nicks a filler cap?

he probably threatened to "popping a cap in your ass" to someone, and now he feels he needs to follow through with it....

I think I've just found the solution to my colleague's flatulence.

Don't buy a temporary one from a BP station, they don't seal properly.

Edited by Twincam16 on Thursday 2nd September 17:04