Monster in my wing mirror!
Monster in my wing mirror!
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eldar

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25,338 posts

227 months

Thursday 2nd September 2010
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Driving along this morning, steady 50, all is well with the world. Then a giant spider starts appearing from within my wing mirror. It was at least 2 metres* across, huge hairy and with blood dripping off its huge fangs.

I thought I need a picture of this, stopped, and whipped my camera out ready for a shot at a safe distance, but the coward retreated, back into hiding.

I tried adjusting the mirror a few times, but no show. Its waiting to pounce, I know it.

Should I persuade it out with a blow lamp?








  • Possibly 4cm..... definitely blood on the fangs, probably.

Petrolhead_Rich

4,659 posts

223 months

Thursday 2nd September 2010
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Pictures or it didn't happen!

Also, how fecking big are your wing mirrors, do you drive a P&O Ferry???

Poledriver

29,616 posts

225 months

Thursday 2nd September 2010
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"Objects in this mirror may appear larger than they really are"

Shaw Tarse

31,903 posts

234 months

Thursday 2nd September 2010
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Keep it as a pet!

DieselGriff

5,160 posts

290 months

Thursday 2nd September 2010
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Shaw Tarse said:
Keep it as a pet!
That's a request to the spider right? yikes

Ninjaboy

2,525 posts

281 months

Thursday 2nd September 2010
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It must be a new species thats evolved and adapted to life in car mirrors. I've had one live in all my car mirrors for years. I park up, it has a web and i also noticed it retreats into the mirror at 50 mph

V8mate

45,899 posts

220 months

Thursday 2nd September 2010
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Three cars in my drive. All the wing mirrors full of spiders.

Something's afoot! (Or even a metre!)

Piersman2

6,676 posts

230 months

Thursday 2nd September 2010
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I had a 2 metre* one on my wing mirror the other day, noticed it and panicked as I had the window open... eeekk!

Thankfully, my blowing it really hard made it curl into a ball and drop off.

Although I have my suspicions that it squirted out a life saver and hung on and will re-appear at the door when I'm least expecting it.

  • using OP's conversion rule.

Spurious Device

61 posts

275 months

Thursday 2nd September 2010
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Ninjaboy said:
It must be a new species thats evolved and adapted to life in car mirrors. I've had one live in all my car mirrors for years. I park up, it has a web and i also noticed it retreats into the mirror at 50 mph
Have been figuring this is happening for a while now, evolution in progress, the dominant species of spider will be the wing mirror variety. Super sticky suckers on its feet for climbing up highly polished doors to get to a wing mirror home. And its home is nicely heated in the winter! Had one in my old car that made me scared of opening the window when I was driving incase it got blown into the car!

becksW

14,698 posts

242 months

Thursday 2nd September 2010
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I've got two cobwebs on my wing mirror but no sign of a spider. (Hadn't used the car for a few days. I often wonder how they cling on when the car is moving at speed, feel quite sorry for the beggars when they are spinning around on their webs! smile

gib786

9,157 posts

208 months

Thursday 2nd September 2010
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When i stripped the mirrors on my old car, I found a spider in one and a crapton of eggs it had laid. Despite removing them and refitting the mirror, a new spider moved in there in a few days. My conclusion - you can't get rid of the barstewards

Killer2005

20,639 posts

259 months

Thursday 2nd September 2010
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Wing mirror spiders are good luck anyway biggrin

Urban Sports

11,321 posts

234 months

Thursday 2nd September 2010
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After a recent trip to the tip (after cleaning out the garage) my leave at the pub Astra started to develop nasty cobwebs all over the interior.

I'm terrified of them so lent it to my Mother In Law for a month thumbup

_Batty_

12,268 posts

281 months

Thursday 2nd September 2010
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bunch of sissy girls FFS!

Tow Vehicle Rqrd

1,217 posts

214 months

Thursday 2nd September 2010
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Ah, fear not. They'll soon exchange wing mirrors for the nice warm walls of your house. It's September, folks. Spider month eek

havoc

33,503 posts

266 months

Thursday 2nd September 2010
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Oh FFS, this is the third spider thread so far this summer! Are you all a bunch of spineless wimps?!? Man-up and leave 'em be - they're great at keeping flies (inc. wasps and mossies) at bay!

Oh, and if you're afraid of spiders, steer clear of our garage...every time I go in there they've made another web right at face-height that I usually fail to spot! And I swear the big ones are playing poker at night...least-ways, the chairs seem to have moved...always wondered how a spider sits in a plastic garden chair... scratchchinwink

FrodoBint

49 posts

196 months

Thursday 2nd September 2010
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I hate the buggars! Stomped on one the other day, and hundreds of baby spiders came running out of ithurlshoot

Matt Black

420 posts

201 months

Thursday 2nd September 2010
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FrodoBint said:
I hate the buggars! Stomped on one the other day, and hundreds of baby spiders came running out of ithurlshoot
Spider murderer! I think the babies will hunt you down!! Spiders do a better job than wasps at keeping fly numbers down!

Matt Black

420 posts

201 months

Thursday 2nd September 2010
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Talking of which there's a large spider running about here and needs to go outside! BRB

FrodoBint

49 posts

196 months

Thursday 2nd September 2010
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STOMP!