Escaping from a ski lift?
Escaping from a ski lift?
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130R

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7,122 posts

237 months

Wednesday 8th September 2010
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Imagine you are on the last lift up the mountain of the day. You're the only one still skiing, it's dark, and all of a sudden the lift stops and all the lights go off. The drunk 18 year old lift operator has forgotten about you and gone home. To make matters worse after today the mountain is closed for the next 5 days. No one is coming. Under you is a 100ft drop onto slightly sloped hard pack snow and your lift is bang in-between 2 pylons. You have no mobile phone. You have all your skiing clothes on, poles and skis. What is the best way to escape?


Vixpy1

42,699 posts

295 months

Wednesday 8th September 2010
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MacGyver would know

chim

7,259 posts

208 months

Wednesday 8th September 2010
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Easy one, just climb up on the wire and monkey across it to the pole and climb down the pole, skis on, down the hill and go home.


Andy Zarse

10,870 posts

278 months

Wednesday 8th September 2010
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How about skiing to the bottom of the piste and then on to a bar in the resort?

Just an idea...

EDLT

15,421 posts

237 months

Wednesday 8th September 2010
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Fall to my death. I'd be feeling pretty depressed if I couldn't get anyone to come skiing with me, this would push me over the edge.

Bloobird

247 posts

218 months

Wednesday 8th September 2010
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Andy Zarse said:
How about skiing to the bottom of the piste and then on to a bar in the resort?

Just an idea...
I think you might need to read the OP again

Conian

8,030 posts

232 months

Wednesday 8th September 2010
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bend a ski pole, stand on the chair to loop the pole over the wire
zip down, stopping to negotiate where the wire connects to pole until you get to either loose snow or a drop that wont break ya legs

130R

Original Poster:

7,122 posts

237 months

Thursday 9th September 2010
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chim said:
Easy one, just climb up on the wire and monkey across it to the pole and climb down the pole, skis on, down the hill and go home.
I think you'd have to be very strong to monkey across, also the steel wires are razor sharp. Possible though.

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

256 months

Thursday 9th September 2010
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I'd make a film about it.

Oh wait...

130R

Original Poster:

7,122 posts

237 months

Thursday 9th September 2010
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Conian said:
bend a ski pole, stand on the chair to loop the pole over the wire
zip down, stopping to negotiate where the wire connects to pole until you get to either loose snow or a drop that wont break ya legs
Only problem might be if you have fiberglass poles hehe

130R

Original Poster:

7,122 posts

237 months

Thursday 9th September 2010
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Famous Graham said:
I'd make a film about it.

Oh wait...
I left out the wolves wink

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

256 months

Thursday 9th September 2010
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Good plan - that would ruin it and turn it from a Phonebooth-esque drama into a lupine farce.

Again "...oh wait" biggrin

Edited by Famous Graham on Thursday 9th September 00:07

chim

7,259 posts

208 months

Thursday 9th September 2010
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130R said:
chim said:
Easy one, just climb up on the wire and monkey across it to the pole and climb down the pole, skis on, down the hill and go home.
I think you'd have to be very strong to monkey across, also the steel wires are razor sharp. Possible though.
`````mmm, no, its steel rope, its not sharp. in fact its coated to allow the chairs to move freely. You also have gloves on and if you are skier you would be more than fit enough to Monkey across to the next chair, take a small break and carry on. It not exactly far.

todd69

240 posts

245 months

Thursday 9th September 2010
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Famous Graham said:
I'd make a film about it.

Oh wait...
Tell me it would be a good one though, just watched "Frozen" last night, what a pile of utter tosh!!

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

286 months

Thursday 9th September 2010
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100 feet...?

I've done higher...

Conian

8,030 posts

232 months

Thursday 9th September 2010
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130R said:
Conian said:
bend a ski pole, stand on the chair to loop the pole over the wire
zip down, stopping to negotiate where the wire connects to pole until you get to either loose snow or a drop that wont break ya legs
Only problem might be if you have fiberglass poles hehe
they'd flex biggrin

964Cup

1,629 posts

268 months

Thursday 9th September 2010
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Take your rope out of your pack, tie it securely round the pole that connects the chair to the wire, attach pack and skis and lower them to the ground, rappel down, skis on, headlamp on, Bob's your mother's brother. You do lose the rope, but I only carry 30m, so no choice there. I assume you could sue the resort for the cost of replacement later.

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

256 months

Thursday 9th September 2010
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todd69 said:
Famous Graham said:
I'd make a film about it.

Oh wait...
Tell me it would be a good one though, just watched "Frozen" last night, what a pile of utter tosh!!
Where's that parrot....

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

286 months

Thursday 9th September 2010
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I would deploy the jet pack...

maser_spyder

6,356 posts

213 months

Thursday 9th September 2010
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Could be worse.