Luckiest person ever and he sues!

[S18DMW]

Only an American would do this.

http://celebrity.uk.msn.com/news/articles.aspx?cp-...

Link should work now

Edited by S18DMW on Thursday 9th September 11:21

[CraigW]

bad linky

[soad]

Maybe he's ghey or something.

[T84]

Apparently I served her in a shop about 8 years ago, I can't remember it, I may have blacked out

[S18DMW]

Would it make more sense to bang her then sell the story?

[soad]

S18DMW said:

Would it make more sense to bang her then sell the story?

Perhaps. Unless he's ghey

[Mazda Baiter]

S18DMW said:

Would it make more sense to bang her then sell the story?

Yep, bang her, film it, sell it to Vivid.

Never work again.

[oOTomOo]

S18DMW said:

Would it make more sense to bang her then sell the story?

No, it would have made more sense to bang her, tape it and sell the film...

ETA - Arse, beaten to it

Edited by oOTomOo on Thursday 9th September 11:40

[S18DMW]

And endless material for you to think about when you're alone in the house lol

[Cock Womble 7]

I would have "exhausted my administrative remedies" before she knew what hit her.

[TheEnd]

What kind of bodyguard has a nervous breakdown at the sight of a naked woman?

I can't imagine he'd have been much use, all you'd need is a spider in a matchbox.

[The Hypno-Toad]

oOTomOo said:

S18DMW said:

Would it make more sense to bang her then sell the story?

No, it would have made more sense to bang her, tape it and sell the film...

Surely it depends. When he was working for her was she svelte, sexy, fit into that school uniform Britney?

Or she was drugged up, hippocrocrhinopig, trash talking, trailer park, KFC loving, would rather shag Dawn French Britney?

[Cock Womble 7]

The Hypno-Toad said:

Surely it depends. When he was working for her was she svelte, sexy, fit into that school uniform Britney?

Or she was drugged up, hippocrocrhinopig, trash talking, trailer park, KFC loving, would rather shag Dawn French Britney?

If I'm honest, both are equally appealling.

[The Hypno-Toad]

Cock Womble 7 said:

The Hypno-Toad said:

Surely it depends. When he was working for her was she svelte, sexy, fit into that school uniform Britney?

Or she was drugged up, hippocrocrhinopig, trash talking, trailer park, KFC loving, would rather shag Dawn French Britney?

If I'm honest, both are equally appealling.

You're Glenn Quagmire and AICM £5.00.

[Cock Womble 7]

doogz said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

The Hypno-Toad said:

Surely it depends. When he was working for her was she svelte, sexy, fit into that school uniform Britney?

Or she was drugged up, hippocrocrhinopig, trash talking, trailer park, KFC loving, would rather shag Dawn French Britney?

If I'm honest, both are equally appealling.

Even when she was bald?

Especially when she was bald.

[Mazda Baiter]

More to the point, where is the application form for said vacated position?

Cock Womble, I may need your help with the audio visual installation.

[Mazda Baiter]

More to the point, where is the application form for said vacated position?

Cock Womble, I may need your help with the audio visual installation.

[S18DMW]

The Hypno-Toad said:

oOTomOo said:

S18DMW said:

Would it make more sense to bang her then sell the story?

No, it would have made more sense to bang her, tape it and sell the film...

Surely it depends. When he was working for her was she svelte, sexy, fit into that school uniform Britney?

Or she was drugged up, hippocrocrhinopig, trash talking, trailer park, KFC loving, would rather shag Dawn French Britney?

Mental chicks are great in bed though

[Mazda Baiter]

S18DMW said:

The Hypno-Toad said:

oOTomOo said:

S18DMW said:

Would it make more sense to bang her then sell the story?

No, it would have made more sense to bang her, tape it and sell the film...

Surely it depends. When he was working for her was she svelte, sexy, fit into that school uniform Britney?

Or she was drugged up, hippocrocrhinopig, trash talking, trailer park, KFC loving, would rather shag Dawn French Britney?

Mental chicks are great in bed though

Yep, especially when they leave you looking like someone took a grass rake to your back...

[Cock Womble 7]

Mazda Baiter said:

Cock Womble, I may need your help with the audio visual installation.

Do you want HD and 5.1 Surround Sound?

That's extra.