MI6 bloke in a rucksack. Suicide, apparently

[Soovy]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1311481/MI...


WTF. Yeah right, he zipped HIMSELF into it. Presumably while being w nked over by Jimmy Hill pulling a belm face and scratching his chinny chin chin.

FFS, David Kelly all over again.

Edited by Soovy on Monday 13th September 13:30

[H_Kan]

Thats an absolute joke, why would anybody padlock themselves in a holdall? It's obvious you'd find it very difficult to open again.

Something is clearly not right here...

[mr_tony]

SO the article says that murder is still highly likely, and that the police are (quite rightly as you would in a thorough investigation) going through the options to determine whether suicide was a possiblity that cannot be ruled out. All very sensible, and nothing to talk about.

What a complete non story, that doesn't present anyone in a good light. Yet more reasons to not buy newspapers really...

Edited by mr_tony on Monday 13th September 13:36

[andy-xr]

Reminds me of the alleged suicides at an army camp a few years back.

Seem to remember one of the guys had 2 bullet holes in his head. Possible I guess...

[The Hypno-Toad]

That is incredible. Is there a new sexual perversion I've missed? Holdalling? I can't believe anyone would believe such a stupid story.

As soovy metioned David Kelly all over again.

[hornetrider]

Pearoast.

Stick your Wail drivel in the multipage thread in the News forum soovs.

I expected something far more trashy in the Lounge

[Cas_P]

I need a wk, oh wait. First I must zip myself into this holdall, and padlock it just incase.

[The Hypno-Toad]

Cas_P said:

I need a wk, oh wait. First I must zip myself into this holdall, and padlock it just incase.

Thinking about it there is a very easy way to prove this one way or another.
Inside the bag was there;
a.) a crunchy sock?
or
b.) a slightly tepid Pot Noodle smelling strangely of fish soup?

Only way to be sure.

Edited by The Hypno-Toad on Monday 13th September 13:56

[UncleRic]

The Hypno-Toad said:

Cas_P said:

I need a wk, oh wait. First I must zip myself into this holdall, and padlock it just incase.

Thinking about it there is a very easy way to prove this one way or another.
Inside the bag was there;
a.) a crunchy sock?
or
b.) a slightly tepid Pot Noodle smelling strangely of fish soup?

Only way to be sure.

There speaks the voice of experience.

[WorAl]

The Hypno-Toad said:

b.) a slightly tepid Pot Noodle smelling strangely of fish soup?

What is this Pot-Noodle reference you talk of? Seen it mentioned a few times, what have I missed?

[The Hypno-Toad]

WorAl said:

The Hypno-Toad said:

b.) a slightly tepid Pot Noodle smelling strangely of fish soup?

What is this Pot-Noodle reference you talk of? Seen it mentioned a few times, what have I missed?

Ahh did it think I had mentioned this before. Kind of an urban myth that goes like this;

1.) Bloke fails to pull on night out.
2.) Staggers home pissed and lonely.
3.) Feels peckish, sees the Noodle based snack, boils kettle, jobs a good 'un.
4.) Settles down on the sofa with his feast, watches a bit of Mythbusters but then remembers he's still randy.
5.) Pops on the porn DVD for a quick sherman.
6.) As he is 'busy', realises that the chinese based food he has in his hand has reached, shall we say a certain 'agreeable' temperature.
7.) One thing leads to another.....
8.) The carton is buried in the bottom of the rubbish bag to make sure there is no flatmate "oh cold Pot Noodle, fancy a bit of that," in the morning.

Well you asked.



Anyone had Pot Noodle for lunch?

Edited by The Hypno-Toad on Monday 13th September 14:20

[Neil H]

What a fantastic rendition of a bag, really helps me visualise what the bag might look like along with an accurate representation of the bag's size, using a newspaper for scale.

[Ikemi]

The Hypno-Toad said:

WorAl said:

The Hypno-Toad said:

b.) a slightly tepid Pot Noodle smelling strangely of fish soup?

What is this Pot-Noodle reference you talk of? Seen it mentioned a few times, what have I missed?

Ahh did it think I had mentioned this before. Kind of an urban myth that goes like this;

1.) Bloke fails to pull on night out.
2.) Staggers home pissed and lonely.
3.) Feels peckish, sees the Noodle based snack, boils kettle, jobs a good 'un.
4.) Settles down on the sofa with his feast, watches a bit of Mythbusters but then remembers he's still randy.
5.) Pops on the porn DVD for a quick sherman.
6.) As he is 'busy', realises that the chinese based food he has in his hand has reached, shall we say a certain 'agreeable' temperature.
7.) One thing leads to another.....
8.) The carton is buried in the bottom of the rubbish bag to make sure there is no flatmate "oh cold Pot Noodle, fancy a bit of that," in the morning.

Well you asked.



Anyone had Pot Noodle for lunch?

Edited by The Hypno-Toad on Monday 13th September 14:20

Are you suggesting to insert your johnson into the contents of the Pot Noodle, or am I missing something?

[The Hypno-Toad]

Ikemi said:

Are you suggesting to insert your johnson into the contents of the Pot Noodle, or am I missing something?

Yep. There are even stories in medical circles that people have sustained heat induced injuries.
The other thing to consider is that if you aren't actually using the contents it saves on having to get up for tissues, which if you're pissed is helpful.

Hark, is that the sound of keys I hear approaching?

[UncleRic]

Ikemi said:

The Hypno-Toad said:

Anyone had Pot Noodle for lunch?

Are you suggesting to insert your johnson into the contents of the Pot Noodle, or am I missing something?

Just don't try and use a Bombay Bad Boy!!

[soad]

It smells damn fishy to me - dodgy cover up once again...

[Mr Whippy]

Who would commit suicide like that?

Especially someone who works for Mi6, who I assume knows a few tricks to make it easy on oneself.

But no, they choose the method which ensures a load of hassle, a huge rucksack, and possibly starving/dehydrating to death?

Dave

[soad]

Mr Whippy said:

They choose the method which ensures a load of hassle, a huge rucksack, and possibly starving/dehydrating to death?

David Blaine type activities?

Edited by soad on Monday 13th September 16:58

[anonymous-user]

Erm, that article doesn't mention anything about suicide...

[limpsfield]

Symbolica said:

Erm, that article doesn't mention anything about suicide...

You are not saying you actually read it and you didn't just auto-kneejerk to the topic?

The correct form when on Pistonheads is to assume as it is the Daily Mail (second only to the tablets Moses brought down from a mountain) then it must be true; turn purple; type furiously.

And repeat.