Do you and your partner pump in front of each other?

[Arese]

Funny one this.

I've been with Mrs Arese for nine years, and only once broken wind before her (I didn't know it was her turn).

Seriously, we don't share this particular act with each other. I let one out once many years ago by accident, but never since. And she's certainly never guffed in front of me. As gorgeous as she is, I don't think I'd like to hear/smell her trombones.

So, do you fart in front of your OH? Do they fart in front of you? Does that not disgust you/your parter? I expect a few will say "it's only natural", but so is defecating. And I don't invite her into the bathroom to listen to me poo.

[paulmurr]

I fart almost constantly. I think the wife's farted twice in six years but then she doesn't shut her gob long enough to build up any pressure.

[oOTomOo]

paulmurr said:

I fart almost constantly. I think the wife's farted twice in six years but then she doesn't shut her gob long enough to build up any pressure.

+1

[MixxyMatosis]

paulmurr said:

I fart almost constantly. I think the wife's farted twice in six years but then she doesn't shut her gob long enough to build up any pressure.

[Penny-lope]

You forgot 'My partner does/I don't'

He farts more often than anyone else I have met, but strangely they don't smell. I tend to hold back...but if I do let go, they stink

Edited by Penny-lope on Monday 13th September 21:19

[twiglove]

paulmurr said:

I fart almost constantly. I think the wife's farted twice in six years but then she doesn't shut her gob long enough to build up any pressure.

[y2johnny]

Dan, how do you manage not to do it!!!! Come on!

[alfa pint]

I used to fart and blame the dog. Now the dog has unfortunately died (not from being farted on I might add) I have to blame the wife.

You know what stage your relationship is at from the reaction you get when you give her that first dutch oven.....

[Neil H]

We both let rip when necessary, I wouldn't have it any other way.

[Jasandjules]

Of course we do, we've been together years.

[GAjon]

Yeh, but it's only funny when I do it.

[CypherP]

I can't bring myself to do this in front of my girlfriend. An ex I was with for some time did it a couple of times by accident and I found it a little funny at the time, if not quite weird too. After which she used to do it on a regular basis and one day I snapped and told her it made me feel ill.

By all means, the occasional 'slip' by accident is fair enough and can be quite funny, but I think it's important to reserve some dignity by doing it when they're not around

[308mate]

Once I stuck my head round the bathroom door to check on a distressed sounding Mrs308. I found her on the bog in mid flow with squirty-bum and simultaneously slumped forwards over her little one's potty, puking in it.

That pretty much broke down any remaining barriers. Now its a free-for-all.

For those of you who havent experienced a farty Mrs, wait till one of them gets IBS or a serious stress/diet related intestinal problem. That stuff will literally peel the paint of the walls. Ive had to sleep in another room as a result in the past.

Edited by 308mate on Monday 13th September 14:59

[ZOLLAR]

musclecarmad said:

ha ha 'pump' means a different thing here - it means have sex.

+1

Based on that yes i "pump" in front of my GF and behind too...

[Penny-lope]

308mate said:

Once I stuck my head round the bathroom door to check on a distressed sounding Mrs. I found her on the bog in mid flow with squirty-bum and simultaneously slumped forwards over her little one's potty, puking in it.

Sorry but



Only because I have been there before too

Edited by Penny-lope on Monday 13th September 14:59

[Don]

My wife is tremendously demure when it comes to breaking wind.

I on the other hand have a bad (read: windy) digestion and therefore poot away with abandon.

[bob1179]

We have 'fart wars'. It usually starts off with me sitting next to her on the sofa, slyly cuddling up and pressing my bottom on her thigh/stomach/shoulder/head then letting one go. She usually finds a way to retaliate, usually in bed.

We are particularly childish and find it funny.

[JungleJim]

first thing in the morning is when I am under most pressure. I wait until she pads of to the loo, then vent. Vigorously and sonorously. She can hear from the bathroom, since its not unlike elephants calling across the african plains.

[V8mate]

ZOLLAR said:

musclecarmad said:

ha ha 'pump' means a different thing here - it means have sex.

+1

Based on that yes i "pump" in front of my GF and behind too...

I thought that the thread was asking about whether people wk in front of each other

[Cock Womble 7]

CypherP said:

By all means, the occasional 'slip' by accident is fair enough and can be quite funny, but I think it's important to reserve some dignity by doing it when they're not around.

Exactly.

We all know it's a perfectly normal and natural bodily function that everyone does, but we don't need to do it in front of our loved ones.

I've spent hours of intestinal agony holding in farts in the company of a new squeeze, only able to let go when I leave.

Moving in together does tend to break down some of the romantic notions of your other half, but farting willy-nilly - like using the loo when you're in the bath - is one line that should not be crossed.

And, contrary to popular belief, ladies' trumps do not smell like fresh summer meadows.