Lap Dancers

[Corsair7]

Treated myself to my first Lap Dance experience the other night.

And I have to say, I'd always thought this would be cheap and tacky and not really a great expereince.

But you know, it was rather bloody nice. The young lady was stunning and a real sweetie.

£50 well spent.

[hornetrider]

Corsair7 said:

£50

Not my thing but my friend told me that £20 was the going rate. Did she see you coming?

[Plotloss]

hornetrider said:

Did she see you coming?

:chortle:

[Fastra]

hornetrider said:

Corsair7 said:

£50

Did she see you coming?

... most probably!

[Stupeo]

Corsair7 said:

Treated myself to my first Lap Dance experience the other night.

And I have to say, I'd always thought this would be cheap and tacky and not really a great expereince.

But you know, it was rather bloody nice. The young lady was stunning and a real sweetie.

£50 well spent.

Bloody hell. Round Manchester you can get a 5 minute dance for £15!

ETA: So i am told.

Edited by Stupeo on Wednesday 15th September 14:10

[SuperBaaaad]

£50!?

Did you get a 'happy ending'?

I'd like to hope so for that sort of money.

[Zippee]

hornetrider said:

Corsair7 said:

£50

Not my thing but my friend told me that £20 was the going rate. Did she see you coming?

Even in London you can get a decent private dance for £15-20. So I'm told anyway....

[Devilstreak]

£50??

We got the birthday boy 2 girls whipping him on stage for £60 the other weekend.

[hornetrider]

Fastra said:

hornetrider said:

Corsair7 said:

£50

Did she see you coming?

... most probably!

[Corsair7]

Not sure I shhould go into detils as to why it was £50..... :-)

But no, there was no 'happy ending'....

[rhinochopig]

I've been once on a works do - had no choice as I was entertaining clients - and I found the whole thing seedy and pointless TBH. Like a supercar track day where you get 1 lap per car and are limited to 40mph.

Given there popularity I must be missing the point I guess.

Edited by rhinochopig on Wednesday 15th September 14:25

[pad58]

Corsair7 said:

Treated myself to my first Lap Dance experience the other night.

And I have to say, I'd always thought this would be cheap and tacky and not really a great expereince.

But you know, it was rather bloody nice. The young lady was stunning and a real sweetie.

£50 well spent.

Does the missus know?

[S1MMA]

Corsair7 said:

Not sure I shhould go into detils as to why it was £50..... :-)

But no, there was no 'happy ending'....

no happy ending, but there was definately a rape. Your wallet was the victim.

[Corsair7]

pad58 said:

Corsair7 said:

Treated myself to my first Lap Dance experience the other night.

And I have to say, I'd always thought this would be cheap and tacky and not really a great expereince.

But you know, it was rather bloody nice. The young lady was stunning and a real sweetie.

£50 well spent.

Does the missus know?

Yeeepppp.

[rhinochopig]

Corsair7 said:

pad58 said:

Corsair7 said:

Treated myself to my first Lap Dance experience the other night.

And I have to say, I'd always thought this would be cheap and tacky and not really a great expereince.

But you know, it was rather bloody nice. The young lady was stunning and a real sweetie.

£50 well spent.

Does the missus know?

Yeeepppp.

Is that the sound the male makes when someone - usually their wife - has their testicles crushed in her hand and is forcing them to type a response?

[ZesPak]

Same here last weekend, for a "stag weekend". Was 20€ though and the lady was a real looker and very very sweet.
Never saw the appeal in them but deffo gave me a hard-on!

[5potTurbo]

Corsair7 said:

pad58 said:

Corsair7 said:

Treated myself to my first Lap Dance experience the other night.

And I have to say, I'd always thought this would be cheap and tacky and not really a great expereince.

But you know, it was rather bloody nice. The young lady was stunning and a real sweetie.

£50 well spent.

Does the missus know?

Yeeepppp.

Was it your Mrs dancing for you?

£50 is a lot ...

Edited by 5potTurbo on Wednesday 15th September 14:21

[papabear]

Corsair7 said:

pad58 said:

Corsair7 said:

Treated myself to my first Lap Dance experience the other night.

And I have to say, I'd always thought this would be cheap and tacky and not really a great expereince.

But you know, it was rather bloody nice. The young lady was stunning and a real sweetie.

£50 well spent.

Does the missus know?

Yeeepppp.

What did she spend the money on?

Edited by papabear on Wednesday 15th September 14:21

[JM]

hornetrider said:

Did she see you coming?

The OP last night, towards the end of the 'dance'.

[louiebaby]

rhinochopig said:

I've been once on a works do - had no choice as I was entertaining clients - and I found the whole thing seedy and pointless TBH. Like a supercar track day where you get 1 lap per car and are limited to 40mph.

Given their popularity I must be missing the point I guess.

I think one usually puts a +1 when agreeing with a sentiment.