Need cheering up!!
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mimi2405

Original Poster:

180 posts

194 months

Tuesday 21st September 2010
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My brother sent me a txt today saying he's been called up for duty again in Afganistan, leaves on Thursday!! We've obviously been expecting it, but i'm stting myself about this one. He's been on many tours and i've never really been too worried before, but this is his last tour of duty before he leaves the Army. You hear tragic stories about guys/girls being injured/killed on the their last tour, even he has said that he's scared and he's never said that before!!

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

261 months

Tuesday 21st September 2010
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Hi, I'm Cock Womble. I'm kind of a big deal around here.

WorAl

10,877 posts

219 months

Tuesday 21st September 2010
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Best of luck to the chap, I'm sure everything will be ok.

mimi2405

Original Poster:

180 posts

194 months

Tuesday 21st September 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
Hi, I'm Cock Womble. I'm kind of a big deal around here.
yeah you said that last time, i'm still waiting!!

Smokey2326

1,541 posts

203 months

Tuesday 21st September 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
Hi, I'm Cock Womble. I'm kind of a big deal around here.
rofl

Killer2005

20,640 posts

259 months

Tuesday 21st September 2010
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shout Chim

y2blade

56,322 posts

246 months

Tuesday 21st September 2010
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WorAl said:
Best of luck to the chap, I'm sure everything will be ok.
+1
beer

spikeyhead

20,621 posts

228 months

Tuesday 21st September 2010
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I saw the thread title,

I saw who started it

and I knew that CW7 would reply

but it only took one minute?

that's speedy work CW, if you always come that quickly, no wonder you're single biggrin

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

261 months

Tuesday 21st September 2010
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spikeyhead said:
I saw the thread title,

I saw who started it

and I knew that CW7 would reply

but it only took one minute?

that's speedy work CW, if you always come that quickly, no wonder you're single biggrin
You're looking at this the wrong way. Quick typing? That means quick fingers.

Quick and adaptable. And flexible.

Oh yeah.

mimi2405

Original Poster:

180 posts

194 months

Tuesday 21st September 2010
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spikeyhead said:
I saw the thread title,

I saw who started it

and I knew that CW7 would reply

but it only took one minute?

that's speedy work CW, if you always come that quickly, no wonder you're single biggrin
rofl

knew i could rely on someone on here to make me chuckle!

Edited by mimi2405 on Tuesday 21st September 19:46

williamp

20,464 posts

304 months

Tuesday 21st September 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
Hi, I'm Cock Womble. I'm kind of a big deal around here.
as in "huh? big deal..."

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

256 months

Tuesday 21st September 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
Hi, I'm Cock Womble. I'm kind of a big deal around here.
"People...know me"

mimi2405

Original Poster:

180 posts

194 months

Tuesday 21st September 2010
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So CW7 which womble are you then? Uncle Bulgaria, old shrivelled and wrinkly?

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

261 months

Tuesday 21st September 2010
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mimi2405 said:
So CW7 which womble are you then? Uncle Bulgaria, old shrivelled and wrinkly?
No. I'm the never-actually-mentioned-in-the-original-series Womble called "Andrex".

Mainly because I'm soft, strong and very, very long.

hornetrider

63,161 posts

236 months

Tuesday 21st September 2010
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Famous Graham said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
Hi, I'm Cock Womble. I'm kind of a big deal around here.
"People...know me"
Yes... we got it.

The Hypno-Toad

13,345 posts

236 months

Tuesday 21st September 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
mimi2405 said:
So CW7 which womble are you then? Uncle Bulgaria, old shrivelled and wrinkly?
No. I'm the never-actually-mentioned-in-the-original-series Womble called "Andrex".

Mainly because I'm soft, strong and very, very long.
Whats the point of being long and soft?

mimi2405

Original Poster:

180 posts

194 months

Tuesday 21st September 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
mimi2405 said:
So CW7 which womble are you then? Uncle Bulgaria, old shrivelled and wrinkly?
No. I'm the never-actually-mentioned-in-the-original-series Womble called "Andrex".

Mainly because I'm soft, strong and very, very long.
Soft eh, this website may be of some use to you
http://www.nhs.uk/conditions/erectile-dysfunction/...

Cotty

42,275 posts

315 months

Tuesday 21st September 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
mimi2405 said:
So CW7 which womble are you then? Uncle Bulgaria, old shrivelled and wrinkly?
No. I'm the never-actually-mentioned-in-the-original-series Womble called "Andrex".

Mainly because I'm soft, strong and very, very long.
And something people wipe their ass with.


So a bear and a Womble are taking a st in the woods.

The bear turns to the Womble and says " Do you ever have trouble with st sticking to your fur?"

And the Womble says " Nope, never have."

So the bear wipes his ass with the Womble


Edited by Cotty on Tuesday 21st September 20:01

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

261 months

Tuesday 21st September 2010
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fk off. I meant "soft" as in "loving and caring" and all that st.

Not "soft" as in "unable to maintain an erection".

There's nothing wrong in that department, thankyouverymuch.

mimi2405

Original Poster:

180 posts

194 months

Tuesday 21st September 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
fk off. I meant "soft" as in "loving and caring" and all that st.

Not "soft" as in "unable to maintain an erection".

There's nothing wrong in that department, thankyouverymuch.
Oooh touchy!!