Serves him right!
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I was standing in a car park this afternoon when i heard a bit of a commotion, i turned around to see what was going on there was a bloke probably in his mid 40's (we will call him bloke A) leaning in the window of an old boy's (we will call him bloke B) car shouting and swearing saying "you f
king old , ill smash your head, you nearly hit my fking car etc.." He then ripped the old boys glasses off threw them on the floor and stood on them, bloke A's Mrs was also mouthing off calling bloke B a silly old etc... Bloke B (it's turns out he's 75) stepped out of his car, bloke A squares up to him and continues to verbally abuse him, bloke B without any warning or verbal retaliation swings a right hook right on the end of bloke A's snout, bloke A's snout explodes and drop's on his arse! Bloke A's Mrs abuse stops and turns to tears (silly slut) Bloke B's say's nothing other than "you asked for for that!" Bloke A is back on his feet, losing his balance shouting "you've broke my nose, you've broke my nose!" by this time there is crowd of people watching, bloke A made a proper tt out of himself! Five minutes later the Police show up, Bloke A has got his bottle back by now and starts mouthing off again, the Police who are trying to calm the situation ask bloke B for his side of the event he says "i nearly drove into bloke A's car by accident, he starting getting aggressive, smashed my specs, so i lost my temper and gave him a clip, i'm 75 years old and have never come across anyone so pathetic, he's lucky he went down otherwise i'd have give him another clip!"
Photo below of the aftermath
The moral of the story don't upset bloke B!
king old , ill smash your head, you nearly hit my fking car etc.." He then ripped the old boys glasses off threw them on the floor and stood on them, bloke A's Mrs was also mouthing off calling bloke B a silly old etc... Bloke B (it's turns out he's 75) stepped out of his car, bloke A squares up to him and continues to verbally abuse him, bloke B without any warning or verbal retaliation swings a right hook right on the end of bloke A's snout, bloke A's snout explodes and drop's on his arse! Bloke A's Mrs abuse stops and turns to tears (silly slut) Bloke B's say's nothing other than "you asked for for that!" Bloke A is back on his feet, losing his balance shouting "you've broke my nose, you've broke my nose!" by this time there is crowd of people watching, bloke A made a proper tt out of himself! Five minutes later the Police show up, Bloke A has got his bottle back by now and starts mouthing off again, the Police who are trying to calm the situation ask bloke B for his side of the event he says "i nearly drove into bloke A's car by accident, he starting getting aggressive, smashed my specs, so i lost my temper and gave him a clip, i'm 75 years old and have never come across anyone so pathetic, he's lucky he went down otherwise i'd have give him another clip!"Photo below of the aftermath
The moral of the story don't upset bloke B!
Nice one.
Bloke A certainly learned that there's a reason we should respect our elders.
Some of them are pretty fking handy. 
I hope this is real and not some morale-boosting generic feelgood story.
Bloke A certainly learned that there's a reason we should respect our elders.
Some of them are pretty f
king handy. I hope this is real and not some morale-boosting generic feelgood story.
Edited by Disco_Dale on Wednesday 22 September 22:17 Bolloks! Twice.
Edited by Disco_Dale on Wednesday 22 September 22:19
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