How much to hire a dwarf???

[AdamMitch69]

Thinking of ideas for a stag do and fancied hand cuffing the Stag to a dwarf for 12hours.
anyone done this and know how much it will cost?
obviously the dwarf has to take a bit of banter ;-)

[10 Pence Short]

Are you quite sure how insulting that sounds?

[SuperBaaaad]

Have a look here, should help you: http://tinyurl.com/252o8lx

[10 Pence Short]

anonymous said:

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Sounds like the Christmas bash at the Vatican. Just without the kidnapped orphans.

[sleep envy]

have you asked Looney if he's free that weekend?

[Muzzer]

AdamMitch69 said:

Thinking of ideas for a stag do and fancied hand cuffing the Stag to a dwarf for 12hours.
anyone done this and know how much it will cost?
obviously the dwarf has to take a bit of banter ;-)

Several hundred people have done this.

I suppose you'd dress him as an Ooompa-Loompa aswell for proper originality?

[308mate]

anonymous said:

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I do hope you come to Bournemouth for it cause this one sounds like it will be a pearler. We love when the Northerners who get thier stag night ideas from a 1983 copy of Viz, come down for a tear up.










No really, we do.

[paprika]

OCUK ???

[Soovy]

How about just taking your mate out for a good day, some beers, a nice meal and a few hours in a good strip club, instead of humiliating him?


Just a thought.

[hornetrider]

Soovy said:

How about just taking your mate out for a good day, some beers, a nice meal and a few hours in a good strip club, instead of humiliating him?


Just a thought.

You old romantic, you

[AdamMitch69]

I'm aware this has being done before.
just wanted to know prices!

any constructive comments welcome - I think most are waiting for their mum to make them breakfast before they switch the xbox on for the day.

[Neil H]

No need to hire one, just get the handcuffs on before he can run away, they only have little legs. Just make sure he's not a biter.

[anonymous-user]

AdamMitch69 said:

I think most are waiting for their mum to make them breakfast before they switch the xbox on for the day.

This won't end well for you, just saying, I'd pick up those toys and walk meekly away if I were you

[Soovy]

AdamMitch69 said:

I'm aware this has being done before.
just wanted to know prices!

any constructive comments welcome - I think most are waiting for their mum to make them breakfast before they switch the xbox on for the day.

Pardon?

Actually I'm sat at my desk in the City earning more in a month than you do in a year, mate.


WTF has happened to PH these days.

And your username? What is THAT all about?

Edited by Soovy on Thursday 23 September 10:11

[nelly1]

Make sure the Groom-to-be doesn't have a fear of dwarves.

It could go wrong...

[308mate]

Soovy said:

Actually I'm sat at my desk in the City earning more in a month than you do in a year, mate.


WTF has happened to PH these days.

"...and we'd like to advise our passengers that normal service has resumed..."

[Timsta]

Soovy said:

And your username? What is THAT all about?

I think he's implying he's had sex before and that makes him a big boy now.

[Bluebarge]

NeMiSiS said:

I think you will find they dont want to be hired, they are happy to be little people.

Daboom Tish!

[Neil H]

What do dwarves do for their stag weekends? Do they hire normal sized people and handcuff them to the stag?

[SuperBaaaad]

FFS, a simple Google revealed:

www.theminiman.co.uk
www.dwarfs4hire.com
nickthedwarf.com
www.hirelittlepeople.com
www.seanjones.co.uk/dwarfforhire.html

Ring one of them up.