Top Tips

[JohnnyJones]

Key cutters.

Why not run the key back and to on the wire brush wheel before I have been all the way home and back?

Guess what I've been doing this morning!

[Uhura fighter]

Have you been thinking about buying a wire brush?

[V8mate]

Back and forth?

[y2johnny]

JohnnyJones said:

Key cutters.

Why not run the key back and to on the wire brush wheel before I have been all the way home and back?

Guess what I've been doing this morning!

posting on pistonheads?

[Simpo Two]

To and fro I'd say.

[Neil H]

JohnnyJones said:

Why not run the key back and to on the wire brush wheel

[blindswelledrat]

Neil H said:

JohnnyJones said:

Why not run the key back and to on the wire brush wheel

Agreed. That is the sttest tip I have ever heard.

Heres my top tip.
Peadophiles: Stop looking so steroptypically paedohillic. Get your teeth sorted and buy some normal clothes and then you won't get caught and convicted so easily
Failing that- just don't do it. Have a wk instead.

[Frankeh]

If you ever get the urge to say to the IT guy who's sitting in Bobs chair fixing Bobs computer 'Jeez, Bob. You look different!" just don't.

[bigTee]

my tip for Potholers.. Take a tip from cats and avoid getting stuck in holes by growing a moustache to the exact width of your body.

[jains15]

[Jasandjules]

Top tip for footballers.

Don't go for a canal swim when drunk.


too soon?

[blindswelledrat]

Jasandjules said:

Top tip for footballers.

Don't go for a canal swim when drunk.


too soon?

Much too soon. SO soon that I don't even iknow what you're talking about!

[V8mate]

Jasandjules said:

Top tip for footballers.

Don't go for a canal swim when drunk.


too soon?

Over a year ago?

I wish more of the bloody eejuts went for drunken swims in canals. Flooded quarries are even better!

[DickyC]

If you fancy the rear wheel drive experience but have only ever owned front wheel drive cars, try driving everywhere in reverse for a few days and see how you get on.

[Maxf]

Make people think you have an automatic car by briefly selecting reverse before driving off.

[bigTee]

Minor skin grafts can be performed on pigs by covering any cuts and grazes with thin strips of bacon.

[CypherP]

Have your daily dump at work. This means you'll be getting paid for your time on the seat, and also avoid paying for toilet paper at home.

[DickyC]

Convince drivers of adjacent vehicles you have electric windows by showing your hands clearly while having your passenger lie across you to operate the window winder.

[jains15]

CypherP said:

Have your daily dump at work. This means you'll be getting paid for your time on the seat, and also avoid paying for toilet paper at home.

Never a truer word said in jest!!!

Exactly my thinking

[Don]

CypherP said:

Have your daily dump at work. This means you'll be getting paid for your time on the seat, and also avoid paying for toilet paper at home.

You can practically expire waiting for lunchtime to be over before heading for the pan, though...