Man boobs or Pec's?

[Liquid Knight]

A woman at work asked me if I had pectorals or manboobs yesterday. A typical responce to this was to grab her hand put it flat on my cheast and tense the muscle up so she could feel it wasn't a m'oob. Resulting in her giggling about it for about half an hour.

Today her over-upset fellow turned up with the best line I have ever had shouted at me.

"'Av' you been letting my miss's feel your tits?"

So many come backs but I was too busy laughing.

Just thought I'd share.

Edited by Liquid Knight on Tuesday 28th September 15:01

[Harry Flashman]

I want my 20 seconds back.

[ZOLLAR]

Should have replied "only because she let me feel her's 1st"

Edited by ZOLLAR on Tuesday 28th September 15:04

[shakotan]

Liquid Knight said:

A woman at work asked me if I had pectorals or manboobs yesterday. A typical responce to this was to grab her hand put it flat on my cheast and tense the muscle up so she could feel it wasn't a m'oob. Resulting in her giggling about it for about half an hour.

Today her over-upset fellow turned up with the best line I have ever had shouted at me.

"'Av' you been letting my miss's feel your tits?"

So many come backs but I was too busy laughing.

Just thought I'd share.

Edited by Liquid Knight on Tuesday 28th September 15:01

Miss's?

[adam85]

Why does he have an issue with you, she showed an interest in your tits first...the filthy slag.
Besides, just crush him with your guns

[Papa Hotel]

Has Liquid Knight been on a liquid lunch?

[anonymous-user]

I saw I bloke I know at the pool the other day and he looked a bit different in that area. I asked if he had been going to the gym and he revealed that he had been to South Africa for a 'boob job'.

It looked a bit odd to be honest kind of like he was just a bit chunkier where his moobs used to be, certainly not more muscular. Apparently you can get six packs too.

[louismchuge]

But what if they were moobs?!

Cheeky wench should have had a clip round her tits!

[RichyBoy]

So how do you get rid of a moob without going under the knife?

[Mr Gearchange]

Harry Flashman said:

I want my 20 seconds back.

Me too. And an apology for posting a thread which is basically "I'm all muscley and hard, I drive the girls wild with my superior physique".

If Scott Alexander did threads....

[Mr Gearchange]

el stovey said:

I saw a utterly vain insecure and self obsessed homosexual I know at the pool the other day and he looked a bit different in that area. I asked if he had been going to the gym and he revealed that he had been to South Africa for a 'boob job'.

It looked a bit odd to be honest kind of like he was just a bit chunkier where his moobs used to be, certainly not more muscular. Apparently you can get six packs too.

EFA

[Liquid Knight]

RichyBoy said:

So how do you get rid of a moob without going under the knife?

H.R.T or go to the gym I guess.


"I want my 20 seconds back" Is that what your misses says every second Friday of the month?

[anonymous-user]

Mr Gearchange said:

el stovey said:

I saw a utterly vain insecure and self obsessed homosexual I know at the pool the other day and he looked a bit different in that area. I asked if he had been going to the gym and he revealed that he had been to South Africa for a 'boob job'.

It looked a bit odd to be honest kind of like he was just a bit chunkier where his moobs used to be, certainly not more muscular. Apparently you can get six packs too.

EFA

He is gay actually.

[Cock Womble 7]

musclecarmad said:

NeMiSiS said:

Print this off for her, then she can catogorise the men in the office.

2nd row far right is the best of a bad bunch!

Top row, second from left is a woman, right?

[Mr Gearchange]

Are we now all having a good old look at a photo montage of naked men and then rating them?

This thread has too much Ghey.

[soad]

Liquid Knight said:

Today her over-upset fellow turned up with the best line I have ever had shouted at me.

"'Av' you been letting my miss's feel your tits?"

Maybe he feels left out?