Monkey Police!
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Big E 118

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2,468 posts

200 months

Wednesday 29th September 2010
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Story found on f365.

'Delhi authorities have deployed a contingent of large black-faced langur monkeys at the Commonwealth Games venues to scare away smaller simians. At least 10 langurs have been on duty outside some of the venues in the Indian capital, reports say. Delhi civic authorities have 28 langurs and 10 more have been brought in from the neighbouring Rajasthan state' - BBC News.

Maybe with the cuts in police budgets they can start employing monkeys for BiB in the UK......or did they start that some time ago! wink Please note I was too afraid to post this in Speed, Plod & The Law.

What other jobs could we fill with animals to help ease the UK's financial woes?


davido140

9,617 posts

257 months

Wednesday 29th September 2010
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Quick Fit Fitter = Monkies
Council Staff = Monkies
Customs and Revenue Staff = Monkies
DVLA Staff = Monkies


We're going to run out of monkies here.....

Reload

1,530 posts

205 months

Wednesday 29th September 2010
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Big E 118 said:
What other jobs could we fill with animals to help ease the UK's financial woes?
Probably most of the Cabinet.

rsole

643 posts

218 months

Wednesday 29th September 2010
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Didn't Lewis Hamilton suggest there were some monkies at the back of the F1 grid last year? Seems they're getting everywhere..

Edited by rsole on Wednesday 29th September 15:03

Neil H

15,418 posts

282 months

Wednesday 29th September 2010
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Big E 118

Original Poster:

2,468 posts

200 months

Wednesday 29th September 2010
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Neil H said:
love that one!

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

256 months

Wednesday 29th September 2010
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davido140 said:
Quick Fit Fitter = Monkies
Council Staff = Monkies
Customs and Revenue Staff = Monkies
DVLA Staff = Monkies


We're going to run out of monkies here.....
You already have - there were only four of them.

mgtony

4,225 posts

221 months

Wednesday 29th September 2010
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Well, if you're going to pay peanuts..... hehe

Neil H

15,418 posts

282 months

Wednesday 29th September 2010
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davido140 said:
Quick Fit Fitter = Monkies
Council Staff = Monkies
Customs and Revenue Staff = Monkies
DVLA Staff = Monkies


We're going to run out of monkies here.....
Monkeys.

Mon-KEYS.

Write it out on the whiteboard 100 times before you go home tonight.

andym1603

1,885 posts

203 months

Wednesday 29th September 2010
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rsole said:
Didn't Lewis Hamilton suggest there were some monkies at the back of the F1 grid last year? Seems they're getting everywhere..

Edited by rsole on Wednesday 29th September 15:03
Rsole, you are quite right in saying that but I think it was his first interview at Melbourne when he said that after being asked if joining one of the top teams gave him an advantage. It was at that point I had took a sudden dislike to him.
I thought that I was the only person to notice this as no other one I know can remember him saying that.
Thank you
Andy..