Telford.

[pits]

fk you, fk your shopping mall fking maze and your fat fking people that use the mall, just fk you!

All I wanted was a drink and a pack of ciggies, so I lefet the building site (new Wilkinsons) and hunted out a drink and some ciggies.

Firstly I know why most of the unwashed there are fat, walk in and there is that Gregg with his pastry shop, then the awful smell of Subway hits you like a pair of sweating balls to the face, further up McDonalds, then another fking Greggs, two Games.

Then you have these fat old people just bimbling you know you can't kick them out of the way because your foot would just get lodge in a messy fat clunge.

Eventually found WHSmiths and thought I could get some ciggies in there, no just fking books and knobing magazines, I discounted Debenhams straight away, eventually found a stting Asda, only to get in there and find all the ciggies were at the other end of the store.

Ciggies and drink in hand, I made a break for the exit, out the way I came in, well sort of some dick changed the fking layout next thing I know I am the Fraisers house then Marks and Spencers.


Just fk you Telford.

[anonymous-user]

Surely its not that bad in asda????

[hornetrider]

Hang on. You're a smelly construction worker wandering around a shopping centre looking for 'fags'? It's YOU who's the pikey my friend.

[Republik]

st isn't it.

[308mate]

Wilkinsons - for pikeys, by pikeys.

[Faceplant]

OP - for an adequate description of Telford, refer to your username.

[killsta]

I've a solution for you.

Don't smoke.

That gives you a lot more options for suitable retailers, as then you'd only require a drink.

[AJS-]

I'd give that a 6/10.

Good even peppering of swear words, reasonable subject and the right sort of targets for your anger. Let down by poor grammar and a lack of innovative profanity.

[pits]

But I don't smoke, I was sent out to get a drink and someone asked for fags, I hate working on building sites, too much health and safety bullst, I am not eve a construction worker I am just supplying prodcuts and helping out, mind you if I was construction worker I imagine the otther guys may get a bit pissed off with me being on £350 a day here.


But seriously, can't you at least put a small Waitrose in? fking hate Asda though, and on top of that you have those RAC AA SKY wkers trying to sign you up to st, then some handing me a leaflet for some st club, no I don't want a leaflet I am not even from around here why the fk would I want to go to a club here?



Now it is fking raining, least it is home time soon.

[sawman]

pits said:

But seriously, can't you at least put a small Waitrose in? .

Well you have seen telford and its inhabitants, and you still can't see why waitrose hasn't set up shop???

is there a smilie for :tumbleweed blowing past waitrose:

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

....I am also able to report that inside the cells at Telford Nick ain't too cosy..

[ManaghGB]

Excuse me, I'm from Telford...








And every single thing you said is correct. It's a complete sthole, can't wait to move away. I haven't been to the shopping centre since February simply because of the mindless fks that
occupy it. Much better to go to one of
the retail parks round the corner.

ETA: There is a nice place of Telford though...Ironbridge. Which by some coincidence is where I live. But even then you get the hoards of OAPs who come out on those fking coach trip! Who goes on a coach trip to Telford!?!?

Edited by ManaghGB on Thursday 30th September 19:30

[750turbo]

Nip over the A442 (???) and visit Stafford Park 1, 2, 3 etc..... Quality industrial units...

Eh no, it is a dump as well, utterly, utterly faceless.

Thing is, nip out to Bridgnorth (10 mins) and that is a lovely little town.

[750turbo]

ManaghGB said:

Excuse me, I'm from Telford...








And every single thing you said is correct. It's a complete sthole, can't wait to move away. I haven't been to the shopping centre since February simply because of the mindless fks that
occupy it. Much better to go to one of
the retail parks round the corner.

ETA: There is a nice place of Telford though...Ironbridge. Which by some coincidence is where I live. But even then you get the hoards of OAPs who come out on those fking coach trip! Who goes on a coach trip to Telford!?!?

Edited by ManaghGB on Thursday 30th September 19:30

Stayed in Ironbridge a few times and loved it!

[Streps]

I live in Telford.The shopping centres bus station is a no go area after 8, and there is not much choice retail wise, like you said It's mostly Junk food outlets...
And somewhere for the teen's and chavs to Hang Around as there is Sod all else Here apart from an Ice rink which has not been improved since the 80's and a Bowling alley

Ironbridge is rather nice though aswell as Newport.

[Conian]

750turbo said:

Thing is, nip out to Bridgnorth (10 mins) and that is a lovely little town.

+1
but dont fking tell people! they'll all show up and spoil it!

[E31Shrew]

Telford does hve one major plus point. The M54 to Shrewsbury