Happiness is...
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spikeyhead

Original Poster:

20,627 posts

228 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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. ...finding that my local kebab house is not only capable of putting some tender peices of freshly cooked chicken into a pitta bread, along with chilli sauce, salad and chillis but..

also now sells mini pots of Haagen Dazs ice cream

mat13

1,977 posts

212 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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......blonde, DD and the right side of stupid, "of course it tastes nice live" "of course it won't hurt"

The Nur

9,168 posts

216 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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...a setting sun, an open roof, clear road and a hot engine

Mazda Baiter

37,069 posts

219 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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...a cigar called Hamlet.

Had to be done.

mattviatura

2,996 posts

231 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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Elusive

HUW JONES

2,005 posts

234 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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...a warm gun.

celticpilgrim

1,965 posts

274 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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a cold beer and a hot woman?

DieselGriff

5,160 posts

290 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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...bitter sweet,

Like your girlfriend telling you that you're a much better lover than your dad.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

280 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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swerni said:
Jesus Kev, you're getting old mate.

I would have thought happiness would have been a tad more extreme
you don't know what he's got inmind for the ice cream

Tow Vehicle Rqrd

1,217 posts

214 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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Coke and gigolos


Poledriver

29,620 posts

225 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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A hot car, a hot woman and a cold beer! biggrin

GTIR

24,741 posts

297 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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That two seconds just before ejaculation.

Weeeeeeeeerroooahhhhhawwwww!!!!

Snails

916 posts

197 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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... a journey, not a destination.


Matt UK

18,084 posts

231 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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Snails said:
... a journey, not a destination.
Oooooh, now that's deep

sleep envy

62,260 posts

280 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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Realising it's Saturday morning when you thought it was a week day and going backto sleep.

GTIR

24,741 posts

297 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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sleep envy said:
Realising it's Saturday morning when you thought it was a week day and going backto sleep.
shout It's Monday evening. Get up!

Huff

3,448 posts

222 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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Ian Dury has it pretty much sown-up with 'Reasons to be Cheerful, Pt 3'

Today, for me - day off work; blue skies, spanking ma Fury (see profile) biggrin

sleep envy

62,260 posts

280 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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GTIR said:
sleep envy said:
Realising it's Saturday morning when you thought it was a week day and going backto sleep.
shout It's Monday evening. Get up!
been in bed most if the day with man-flu >cough<

4lf4-155

700 posts

274 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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.... is a combination of the telephone and the OH best friends.

without them i would have to "listen"

3 hours and not once has a breath been drawn blabla

Jonny671

29,904 posts

220 months

Monday 4th October 2010
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The Nur said:
...a setting sun, an open roof, clear road and a hot engine
I'm not the only one who thought so?

Loved it this evening, sun just setting.. Car windows starting to get fogged up.. Clear sky above and not much traffic, excellent! biggrin