You know those big house spiders...
You know those big house spiders...
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ShadownINja

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80,169 posts

313 months

Tuesday 5th October 2010
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... the ones that used to measure about 1.5 inches including legs with a 1cm body and now measuring about 3 inches including the legs and whose body is just under 1 inch long. At what point should I worry my house will turn into a scene from Lord Of The Rings?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA0ffVBw584

I didn't mind them when they were smaller as presumably they served a purpose. Also what are they eating that allows them to get so big?

And has anyone seen my kitten?

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

261 months

Tuesday 5th October 2010
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Will you please fk off with the spider threads?

ShadownINja

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80,169 posts

313 months

Tuesday 5th October 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
Will you please fk off with the spider threads?
Not a fan? I was going to post a picture if I can find him again.

southendpier

6,239 posts

260 months

Tuesday 5th October 2010
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listen and you'll hear his 8 feet or him growling.

Or put a glass of water on the table and wait until ripples form in it, this will definately show he is running and about to jump on you.

Marf

22,907 posts

272 months

Tuesday 5th October 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
Will you please fk off with the spider threads?
Cooo-eeee

308mate

13,758 posts

253 months

Tuesday 5th October 2010
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The first bug I showed my partners daughter was a lady bird and we held it and it crawled on her hand etc. The next was a spider which naturally I taught her to not touch and where possible, stamp on.

Unfortunately now she stamps on pretty much everything.

With an impending holiday Oz in their summer, its probably not a bad thing.

Groober

775 posts

211 months

Tuesday 5th October 2010
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308mate said:
The first bug I showed my partners daughter was a lady bird and we held it and it crawled on her hand etc. The next was a spider which naturally I taught her to not touch and where possible, stamp on.

Unfortunately now she stamps on pretty much everything.

With an impending holiday Oz in their summer, its probably not a bad thing.
Have you ever been to Oz?

The spiders will stamp on you. smile

ShadownINja

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80,169 posts

313 months

Tuesday 5th October 2010
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308mate said:
The first bug I showed my partners daughter was a lady bird and we held it and it crawled on her hand etc. The next was a spider which naturally I taught her to not touch and where possible, stamp on.

Unfortunately now she stamps on pretty much everything.

With an impending holiday Oz in their summer, its probably not a bad thing.
hehe Yes, it might just stamp back. Or worse...

"Daddy, daddy, I just stamped on a koala!!"

Edited by ShadownINja on Tuesday 5th October 12:58

HBLC

610 posts

203 months

Tuesday 5th October 2010
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Yet again curiosity got the better of me and I wont be sleeping tonight.

Jasandjules

72,683 posts

260 months

Tuesday 5th October 2010
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308mate said:
With an impending holiday Oz in their summer, its probably not a bad thing.
You think having her getting close to Aussie spiders is a good idea?

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

229 months

Tuesday 5th October 2010
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Cock Womble 7 said:
Will you please fk off with the spider threads?
Ok here's some pics of Solpugids instead.








ShadownINja

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Tuesday 5th October 2010
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HBLC said:
Yet again curiosity got the better of me and I wont be sleeping tonight.
Wimp. I saw one of these fellas at the end of my bed just before turning out the light.

I do like the tiny ones with the furry feet. They look cute.

ShadownINja

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Tuesday 5th October 2010
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rhinochopig said:
Ok here's some pics of Solpugids instead.
hehe Fortunately, this one is a lot smaller and more boring to look at.

I regret googling, now. *twitches nervously*

That reminds me. There's a fat one down the end of my garden. It's got a body about the size of a small walnut and short stubby legs. I would fight tooth and nail if a squatter took over my garden but this thing can keep it. hehe

Edited by ShadownINja on Tuesday 5th October 13:03

anonymous-user

85 months

Tuesday 5th October 2010
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No one saw the Metro this morning then?

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/842962-arachnophobes-b...


308mate

13,758 posts

253 months

Tuesday 5th October 2010
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ShadownINja said:
308mate said:
The first bug I showed my partners daughter was a lady bird and we held it and it crawled on her hand etc. The next was a spider which naturally I taught her to not touch and where possible, stamp on.

Unfortunately now she stamps on pretty much everything.

With an impending holiday Oz in their summer, its probably not a bad thing.
hehe Yes, it might just stamp back. Or worse...

"Daddy, daddy, I just stamped on a koala!!"

Edited by ShadownINja on Tuesday 5th October 12:58
I'd be more concerned that she called me Daddy. biggrin

308mate

13,758 posts

253 months

Tuesday 5th October 2010
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Jasandjules said:
308mate said:
With an impending holiday Oz in their summer, its probably not a bad thing.
You think having her getting close to Aussie spiders is a good idea?
No. But I think having her in the habit of stamping on any that get close to her is a better idea than picking them up, as though they were a ladybird.

ShadownINja

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Tuesday 5th October 2010
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308mate said:
ShadownINja said:
308mate said:
The first bug I showed my partners daughter was a lady bird and we held it and it crawled on her hand etc. The next was a spider which naturally I taught her to not touch and where possible, stamp on.

Unfortunately now she stamps on pretty much everything.

With an impending holiday Oz in their summer, its probably not a bad thing.
hehe Yes, it might just stamp back. Or worse...

"Daddy, daddy, I just stamped on a koala!!"

Edited by ShadownINja on Tuesday 5th October 12:58
I'd be more concerned that she called me Daddy. biggrin
Oops! "Partner's daughter". Pah, you should be pleased she accepts you enough to call you "daddy".

Edited by ShadownINja on Tuesday 5th October 13:20

Simpo Two

93,063 posts

296 months

Tuesday 5th October 2010
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308mate said:
The first bug I showed my partners daughter was a lady bird and we held it and it crawled on her hand etc. The next was a spider which naturally I taught her to not touch and where possible, stamp on.
Why did you 'naturally' teach her not to touch it? (unless you live in Australia). Kid will now be frightened of spiders for the rest of her life.

And ladybirds can bite...

Tow Vehicle Rqrd

1,217 posts

214 months

Tuesday 5th October 2010
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anonymous said:
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Can I please hibernate until spider season is over? eek

Edited by Tow Vehicle Rqrd on Tuesday 5th October 13:25

308mate

13,758 posts

253 months

Tuesday 5th October 2010
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Simpo Two said:
308mate said:
The first bug I showed my partners daughter was a lady bird and we held it and it crawled on her hand etc. The next was a spider which naturally I taught her to not touch and where possible, stamp on.
Why did you 'naturally' teach her not to touch it? (unless you live in Australia). Kid will now be frightened of spiders for the rest of her life.

And ladybirds can bite...
Because I am Australian and thats what I was taught, I suppose.

My Dad has been bitten by redbacks and also laid up in bed from a spider bite that incapacitated him for 6months, rotted the skin for 4inches around the bite location and has randomly re-occurring symptoms. I dont take chances anymore.

(google "recluse spider")

She's not afraid of them, she just stamps on them. Her mum just scoops them up in her hand while I cower in the corner with a broom. biggrin



Edited by 308mate on Tuesday 5th October 13:48