Got Any Weird 'Skills'?

[andyroo]

Having seen 'Ask Rhod Gilbert' last week, and having seen the man who can push his eyes balls out their sockets at will, I wondered if anyone here had anything similar?

Points will be awarded the weirder/grosser the 'skill'

Mine is that I can stretch the skin on my elbow to about two inches long

[Jasandjules]

Well, I can take my little finger and place it inside my closed fist............

[gilla]

not that weird... But I used to ride a unicycle from waterloo to clerkenwell every day... I fking hate the underground ;-)

[samuelellis]

i can make the tips of my fingers bend the wrong way

I can withstand extreme sound pressure levels (IE enough to make it difficult to take a drink) for worryingly long periods of time

[gsfrontera]

Me ans a few mates had this conversation a while back when in the pub. A mate of mine convinced us he could fit a pool ball in his mouth. 2 minutes later he actually showed us that he could, queue 10 minutes of laughter when he couldnt get it back out.

[RDMcG]

I can move my ears at will quit noticeably

[gilla]

I can also fold both legs back far enough to hold my feet in my armpits and walk on my knees. Admittedly I faceplant after a few steps

[Tommy Winchester]

RDMcG said:

I can move my ears at will quit noticeably

I'll raise you.

I can only move one of my ears, very noticeably.

[jas xjr]

If I place a pile of £1 coins on a table I can take off exactly 10 of them. Not much use but there you go

[Biker's Nemesis]

I can scratch my bottom with my toes.

[smartie]

I can stick my tongue up my nose!

[Tow Vehicle Rqrd]

I can do the splits, "normally" and inverted...

I can put my foot in my mouth while standing up.

My fingers are double-jointed and I freak people out as a party-piece by bending them around like a deformed spider.

[Mazda Baiter]

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

I can do the splits, "normally" and inverted...

I can put my foot in my mouth while standing up.

My fingers are double-jointed and I freak people out as a party-piece by bending them around like a deformed spider.

You just get better and better.

Will you come and be my pet?

[Tow Vehicle Rqrd]

Mazda Baiter said:

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

I can do the splits, "normally" and inverted...

I can put my foot in my mouth while standing up.

My fingers are double-jointed and I freak people out as a party-piece by bending them around like a deformed spider.

You just get better and better.

Will you come and be my pet?

LOL, do you want to be mine?!

[Pigeon]

When I was a teenager I had a skill that gets threads deleted

[Mazda Baiter]

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

Mazda Baiter said:

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

I can do the splits, "normally" and inverted...

I can put my foot in my mouth while standing up.

My fingers are double-jointed and I freak people out as a party-piece by bending them around like a deformed spider.

You just get better and better.

Will you come and be my pet?

LOL, do you want to be mine?!

Sounds good to me. I like the outfit, but I'm not that hairy I'm afraid.

Any other "weird skillz" I should know about?

[Wacky Racer]

Pigeon said:

When I was a teenager I had a skill that gets threads deleted

[Tow Vehicle Rqrd]

Mazda Baiter said:

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

Mazda Baiter said:

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

I can do the splits, "normally" and inverted...

I can put my foot in my mouth while standing up.

My fingers are double-jointed and I freak people out as a party-piece by bending them around like a deformed spider.

You just get better and better.

Will you come and be my pet?

LOL, do you want to be mine?!

Sounds good to me. I like the outfit, but I'm not that hairy I'm afraid.

Any other "weird skillz" I should know about?

Being able to consume 21 pints of Abbot ale in 1 session (my strawpedo skills aren't too hot though).

[Dr Jekyll]

A friend of mine is ambidextrous and can write different things with each hand simultaneously.

[Engineer1]

Wacky Racer said:

Pigeon said:

When I was a teenager I had a skill that gets threads deleted

The ability to play one's own purple oboe?