Why do so many women look crash hot from the rear....

[mybrainhurts]

Then reveal the face of constipated goblin sucking lemons when they turn round...?

I'm sure these abominations are following me around...

Made me drop my cucumber in Tesco this evening, she did...

[Steve in Stoke]

Kronenburgs

They look 16 from the rear, 64 from the front.

Or BOBFOCs...

[Balmoral Green]

mybrainhurts said:

Made me drop my cucumber

Lose your ardour did you?

[defblade]

stick to doggy, problem solved.

[Jonny671]

I was talking to a friend about this who once thought this person they could see on a bus looked quite nice..

Until they turned around to face the window and was a man

(n.b. Do not read friend as "me" as it wasn't )

[scannellski]

Or, when driving: spot a fit girl a 1/4 mile off, spend the next 40 seconds as you approach her muttering "please don't be twelve, please don't be twelve..."
it's funny because it's true.

[sleep envy]

mybrainhurts said:

Then reveal the face of constipated goblin sucking lemons when they turn round...?

I'm sure these abominations are following me around...

Made me drop my cucumber in Tesco this evening, she did...

I'm impressed, bloke of your age

what's your secret?

[TheEnd]

"crash hot"?

Where did you pick up that phrase?

[mybrainhurts]

Balmoral Green said:

mybrainhurts said:

Made me drop my cucumber

Lose your ardour did you?

I did, indeed....only just managed to hold onto my plums

[mybrainhurts]

TheEnd said:

"crash hot"?

Where did you pick up that phrase?

From when it were all fields round 'ere, lad....

[EDLT]

Is it just because you like big butts and cannot lie?

[mybrainhurts]

sleep envy said:

I'm impressed, bloke of your age

what's your secret?

Electricity and Weetabix...

[Slinky]

scannellski said:

Or, when driving: spot a fit girl a 1/4 mile off, spend the next 40 seconds as you approach her muttering "please don't be twelve, please don't be twelve..."
it's funny because it's true.

Without wishing to sound like some kind of predator, the good lady and I used to play "school or work" on the way to the office.. Surprisingly difficult I might add..

[Balmoral Green]

sleep envy said:

I'm impressed, bloke of your age

what's your secret?

I usually go with him, with some jump leads.

[sleep envy]

mbh and warben skulking round the supermarkets

northerners - lock up your grannies!

[4988cc]

Slinky said:

scannellski said:

Or, when driving: spot a fit girl a 1/4 mile off, spend the next 40 seconds as you approach her muttering "please don't be twelve, please don't be twelve..."
it's funny because it's true.

Without wishing to sound like some kind of predator, the good lady and I used to play "school or work" on the way to the office.. Surprisingly difficult I might add..

There are an unnaturally high proportion of Sixth Formers near us...


..I bloody hope.

[Halb]

defblade said:

stick to dogging, problem solved.

EFA

[mybrainhurts]

Balmoral Green said:

sleep envy said:

I'm impressed, bloke of your age

what's your secret?

I usually go with him, with some jump leads.

Yeah, and you always wire them the wrong way...

[Balmoral Green]

mybrainhurts said:

Balmoral Green said:

sleep envy said:

I'm impressed, bloke of your age

what's your secret?

I usually go with him, with some jump leads.

Yeah, and you always wire them the wrong way...

I thought you liked the sparks.

[mybrainhurts]

Balmoral Green said:

mybrainhurts said:

Balmoral Green said:

sleep envy said:

I'm impressed, bloke of your age

what's your secret?

I usually go with him, with some jump leads.

Yeah, and you always wire them the wrong way...

I thought you liked the sparks.

They look nice, but Tesco doesn't like the induced intestinal hurry...

Very sour smell, turns the milk....