Its official: Cock Womble smells

[V8mate]

We certainly don't want his sort around when we go on holiday.

[Mazda Baiter]

Thin ice!

V8, I never had you down as the piss-soaked, coffin dodger type who would be affected.

Edited by Mazda Baiter on Friday 8th October 15:32

[FasterFreddy]

"Lollers and lollygaggers, the lot of them."

Edited by FasterFreddy on Friday 8th October 14:42

[soad]

Good find, well - sort of.

Mr Womble yet to comment

[powwerr]

sack that! Jezza kyle gets stuff thrown at head!

much more interesting!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13186...

[FasterFreddy]

powwerr said:

sack that! Jezza kyle gets stuff thrown at head!

much more interesting!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13186...

"Excellent..."

[TonyHetherington]

powwerr said:

sack that! Jezza kyle gets stuff thrown at head!

much more interesting!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13186...

"After being returned to his seat, Kev complained: 'If you throw it at me, I throw it at you. Your mum.'"

[TheGroover]

The Mash

[escargot]

TonyHetherington said:

powwerr said:

sack that! Jezza kyle gets stuff thrown at head!

much more interesting!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13186...

"After being returned to his seat, Kev complained: 'If you throw it at me, I throw it at you. Your mum.'"

[Digga]

Cruise firm insists on mandatory disinfectant dips for passengers who mingle with truckers and general public before boarding.

[V8mate]

Mazda Baiter said:

Thin ice!

V8, I never had you down as the piss-soaked, coffin dodger type who would be affected.

Don't worry. Full dose irony deployed.

Firstly, the very idea of a cruise is my idea of hell.

And secondly, having met Mr Womble, I can assure you that I'd much rather he were on the next sun lounger (well, maybe not next, a couple down perhaps) than any of the portfolio-puffing types you describe so well.

[Ari]

He may not have phrased it very well, but he's absolutely correct. If I turned up for an eight thousand pound cruise I wouldn't want to hang around with chavs, students and truckers either. No one objects to first class lounges at airports, what's the difference?

[Cock Womble 7]

My lawyers have instructed me not to comment.

[DeadMeat_UK]

Ari said:

He may not have phrased it very well, but he's absolutely correct. If I turned up for an eight thousand pound cruise I wouldn't want to hang around with chavs, students and truckers either. No one objects to first class lounges at airports, what's the difference?

Segregation is good.

If I'd driven up in a truck I wouldn't want to share space with old people that smell of wee, or lavender, and Americans in bad trousers.

[Mazda Baiter]

DeadMeat_UK said:

Ari said:

He may not have phrased it very well, but he's absolutely correct. If I turned up for an eight thousand pound cruise I wouldn't want to hang around with chavs, students and truckers either. No one objects to first class lounges at airports, what's the difference?

Segregation is good.

If I'd driven up in a truck I wouldn't want to share space with old people that smell of wee, or lavender, and Americans in bad trousers.

Or Lilly of the Valley.

Has there ever been a more vile smell?

[andyroo]

powwerr said:

sack that! Jezza kyle gets stuff thrown at head!

much more interesting!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13186...

Would anyone really notice if the guest stage exit led to an incinerator?

[Ari]

This made me chuckle in the "news" report...

The both had accused the other of cheating on each other, with the Kev alleging he caught chlamydia from his girlfriend.

I wonder if that was a deliberate typo?