Farting in front of your wife/gf

[traffman]

How long did it take before you gathered the balls to do it , im bored by the way.

[v8will]

General gassing, how appropriate.

Didn't take me long and I still find it funny farting in bed and shoving her head under the sheets

[traffman]

Ah yes the well coveted dutch oven , you evil man.

[v8will]

In moderation though in case she replies with a cleveland steamer....

[mybrainhurts]

We made a conscious decision to break the ice wind together the first time...

It was a truly uplifting experience and brings a tear to my eye every time I think of it...



edit...

After that, we enjoyed years of synchronised wufting...

But one day she left...

Now my only friend is my fart, but the memories linger on...

Edited by mybrainhurts on Saturday 9th October 00:33

[v8will]

mybrainhurts said:

We made a conscious decision to break the ice wind together the first time...

It was a truly uplifting experience and brings a tear to my eye every time I think of it...

The eye watering will be from the whiff

[SC7]

I've been with my missus for over 4 years and I've still never done a loud one in front of her

[R1 Loon]

Dutch ovens still make me laugh now, as it gets her every time.

[Famous Graham]

mybrainhurts said:

We made a conscious decision to break the ice wind together the first time...

It was a truly uplifting experience and brings a tear to my eye every time I think of it...



edit...

After that, we enjoyed years of synchronised wufting...

But one day she left...

Now my only friend is my fart, but the memories linger on...

Edited by mybrainhurts on Saturday 9th October 00:33

That brings a tear to my eye...

[Pferdestarke]

SC7 said:

I've been with my missus for over 4 years and I've still never done a loud one in front of her

That is worrying. I would cause myself an injury if I didn't let them out as frequently as I do. They do get me in to bother sometimes though.

[mybrainhurts]

Famous Graham said:

mybrainhurts said:

We made a conscious decision to break the ice wind together the first time...

It was a truly uplifting experience and brings a tear to my eye every time I think of it...



edit...

After that, we enjoyed years of synchronised wufting...

But one day she left...

Now my only friend is my fart, but the memories linger on...

Edited by mybrainhurts on Saturday 9th October 00:33

That brings a tear to my eye...

Thanks, sir, thank you for your support...:sob:

[Beartato]

As far as I'm concerned it's not a certain period of time or the number of occassions (sp?) you've met her, it's more when you reckon the quine will be OK with it. It's all up to personal judgement.




I'm not very good at it. The judgement that is, I'm a powerfully animalistic farter/fartist.

Beartato, recently singled (not necessarily related but didn't help).

[HAB]

Take a dump on the kitchen floor whilst she's having her tea.

If she's still with you afterwards, you'll know you've found your soulmate.

[Mobile Chicane]

Just. Don't.

If you must, glare accusingly at the dog.

[Superficial]

My ex-boyfriend did about a year after we met, although admittedly it was more the bathroom being next door to the bedroom situation and him being overly loud

I fancied him a little less ever since that day.

[minimax]

traffman said:

How long did it take before you gathered the balls to do it , im bored by the way.

never, will go to trouble to avoid doing it...

[mybrainhurts]

If I'm honest, the missus didn't bother me much....

She had this recirculating system pretty well sorted....

[traffman]

Lol , excellent insight into others .

My other halfs family can clear nine streets , i feel sorry for the porcelain thumping that goes on it that household.

[Mobile Chicane]

minimax said:

traffman said:

How long did it take before you gathered the balls to do it , im bored by the way.

never, will go to trouble to avoid doing it...

Top man.

[Boozy]

Love my wife to death but as Meatloaf said, I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that. Do need to get a dog soon though.