Shut your mouth when you eat!
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For f
k sake, what’s going on? We’ve just taken a new lad on at work and he’s a fking bellend. Proper brown nosing boring . He’s got zero crack and goes for hours without saying a word.
He doesn’t get the coffee rounds in and doesn’t ever leave his desk, plus, he walks like a tt, a bit like Mr Soft in the old soft mint adverts. A total and complete cock sniffing fking bellend.
But, I digress, this lad is probably about 35 and doesn’t close his mouth when he eats (not that age has anything to do with it, there is no excuse (actually there probably is, no lips or something but he looks to have a full, complete and working face)).
I’m sorry if I’m blowing this out of all proportion but I find nothing more annoying. I don’t want to hear him masticate whilst he eats his st boring food; it’s a fking disgusting noise.
I’m in a foul, I’m tired and hung-over Monday, mood and just want to ram his st Tupperware tub up his arse.
fking crisps, he may as well have just mashed them into my face. fking .
Oh, and he’s a train spotter (I think). He said before he started here, he was in Switzerland with his ‘mate’ (I think he’s a gheyer) looking around a load of old stations. In my mind that means trains and that make his more of a tt. Sorry if you’re reading this and you too are into trains, they are, IMO of course, st.
First rant on PH and it helps, a bit.
k sake, what’s going on? We’ve just taken a new lad on at work and he’s a fking bellend. Proper brown nosing boring . He’s got zero crack and goes for hours without saying a word.He doesn’t get the coffee rounds in and doesn’t ever leave his desk, plus, he walks like a t
t, a bit like Mr Soft in the old soft mint adverts. A total and complete cock sniffing fking bellend.But, I digress, this lad is probably about 35 and doesn’t close his mouth when he eats (not that age has anything to do with it, there is no excuse (actually there probably is, no lips or something but he looks to have a full, complete and working face)).
I’m sorry if I’m blowing this out of all proportion but I find nothing more annoying. I don’t want to hear him masticate whilst he eats his s
t boring food; it’s a fking disgusting noise.I’m in a foul, I’m tired and hung-over Monday, mood and just want to ram his s
t Tupperware tub up his arse.f
king crisps, he may as well have just mashed them into my face. fking .Oh, and he’s a train spotter (I think). He said before he started here, he was in Switzerland with his ‘mate’ (I think he’s a gheyer) looking around a load of old stations. In my mind that means trains and that make his more of a t
t. Sorry if you’re reading this and you too are into trains, they are, IMO of course, st.First rant on PH and it helps, a bit.
What difference does it make if he's gay? Or if he likes trains?
The only thing I agree with is the eating, I can't stand people who eat with their mouths open, it's utterly disgusting.
Otherwise your rant makes you sound like a little schoolyard bully, he probably doesn't talk much cause you probably make him feel uncomfortable by being such an unwelcoming tt. 
The only thing I agree with is the eating, I can't stand people who eat with their mouths open, it's utterly disgusting.
Otherwise your rant makes you sound like a little schoolyard bully, he probably doesn't talk much cause you probably make him feel uncomfortable by being such an unwelcoming t
t. 
Hate this with a passion. I have to leave the table if people are doing it as it puts me off so much.
cramman said:
goes for hours without saying a word.
He doesn’t get the coffee rounds in and doesn’t ever leave his desk, plus, he walks like a tt, a bit like Mr Soft in the old soft mint adverts. A total and complete cock sniffing fking bellend.
So he's basically staying at his desk trying to work hard in his new job to show they made the right descision in giving him a job? what an utter prick how dare he show you up!.He doesn’t get the coffee rounds in and doesn’t ever leave his desk, plus, he walks like a t
t, a bit like Mr Soft in the old soft mint adverts. A total and complete cock sniffing fking bellend.welcome to my word when im president anyone who makes a noise eating will be shot
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phumy said:
If you get upset by it, then no way do you go to Asia, especially Vietnam. You will have a heart attack.
Last year I lived with a Malaysian who ate with his mouth open. He's a great guy, but this one thing made me want to kill him at times. He didn't understand the problem when I explained it to him, either - presumably because that's how it's normal to eat over there. I can't imagine what it'd be like with a full table of people doing it.
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