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A woman knifed a man in the head after he put a chocolate Malteser down her trousers.
Rosemarie O’Shea, 37, repeatedly slashed at Thomas Clynes with a nine-inch blade after flying into an 'uncontrollable’ rage.
Moments earlier the pair, who had just met, were drinking and kissing on the sofa at her home.
But Mr Clynes told Manchester Crown Court that after he put a Malteser down the back of her trousers for a joke, she grabbed a knife from the kitchen and began ‘chopping away’ at him.
The victim – whose leg was in plaster at the time – said Miss O’Shea snatched his crutches from him and said: “I can’t let you go now, I’m going to have to kill you.”
O’Shea admitted unlawfully wounding the victim but denied wounding with intent to cause grievous bodily harm in a trial. She was cleared of the more serious charge after a day of evidence.
Prosecutor Philip Dobson said the pair met for the first time when O’Shea approached Mr Clynes and asked for a cigarette outside California Wines at Moston Lane, Manchester. The pair ended up at O'Shea's home at Joule Street, Moston, and began kissing on the sofa. O’Shea then ‘keeled over the edge of the chair’ head-first.
Mr Clynes said: “I picked a Malteser up off the table and dropped it down the back of her pants, thinking it was a joke while she was bent over. I only did it for a laugh.”
Dr Aung Tint, a consultant psychiatrist at the Priory Hospital in Altrincham, told the court he had no doubt that O’Shea was suffering a ‘severe mental illness at the time’.
O’Shea will be sentenced later.
Rosemarie O’Shea, 37, repeatedly slashed at Thomas Clynes with a nine-inch blade after flying into an 'uncontrollable’ rage.
Moments earlier the pair, who had just met, were drinking and kissing on the sofa at her home.
But Mr Clynes told Manchester Crown Court that after he put a Malteser down the back of her trousers for a joke, she grabbed a knife from the kitchen and began ‘chopping away’ at him.
The victim – whose leg was in plaster at the time – said Miss O’Shea snatched his crutches from him and said: “I can’t let you go now, I’m going to have to kill you.”
O’Shea admitted unlawfully wounding the victim but denied wounding with intent to cause grievous bodily harm in a trial. She was cleared of the more serious charge after a day of evidence.
Prosecutor Philip Dobson said the pair met for the first time when O’Shea approached Mr Clynes and asked for a cigarette outside California Wines at Moston Lane, Manchester. The pair ended up at O'Shea's home at Joule Street, Moston, and began kissing on the sofa. O’Shea then ‘keeled over the edge of the chair’ head-first.
Mr Clynes said: “I picked a Malteser up off the table and dropped it down the back of her pants, thinking it was a joke while she was bent over. I only did it for a laugh.”
Dr Aung Tint, a consultant psychiatrist at the Priory Hospital in Altrincham, told the court he had no doubt that O’Shea was suffering a ‘severe mental illness at the time’.
O’Shea will be sentenced later.
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