Ironing Fairy

[road hog]

Does anyone have one , and can they come and do mine.....

didnt realize they existed untill they stop. Now the airing cupboard just seems to fill up with "my" clothes...

[Frankeh]

It's called a wife.

[Thom987]

Take the fairy out for dinner, maybe even take her shopping. Or do what I do, start ironing some of her clothes. Thats a guaranteed winner.

[road hog]

Mine must be Broken..

is there a reset button , or default switch

[jet_noise]

Dear road hog,

in my house I have a "laundry fairy", or at least that's who Mrs Noise says empties the dirty clothes bin and magically returns clean items to cupboards/drawers.


...and no Mrs Noise isn't available for hire,

regards,
Jet

[Republik]

Frankeh said:

It's called a wife.

I wish. She won't touch an iron.

[road hog]

jet_noise said:

Dear road hog,

in my house I have a "laundry fairy", or at least that's who Mrs Noise says empties the dirty clothes bin and magically returns clean items to cupboards/drawers.


...and no Mrs Noise isn't available for hire,

regards,
Jet

I can Pay.££££

[Famous Graham]

Thom987 said:

Or do what I do, start ironing some of her clothes. Thats a guaranteed winner.

Particularly if you make a complete pigs ear of it

[road hog]

So far today in 2 hours I have ironed 4 "t" shirts ,and they look worse than before i ironed them

[UncleRic]

Ironing Fairy.

Frankeh said:

It's called a wife.

Wife? You sure on that?

[ascayman]

Republik said:

Frankeh said:

It's called a wife.

I wish. She won't touch an iron.

sensible, they can cause nasty injury’s. only last week i heard a tragic tale about a man who burnt his thumb couldn’t go to work or anything felt really sorry for him.

Edited by ascayman on Friday 15th October 11:37

[Matt_N]

Republik said:

Frankeh said:

It's called a wife.

I wish. She won't touch an iron.

Try this chap: http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/gassing/profile.asp?m...

[Arese]

I always iron my own stuff because I'm a much better ironer than Mrs Arese. I quite like it. Stick a DVD on and set the iron up in the lounge and you can iron loads of stuff in 90 minutes.

[Ewan S]

Yeah I do this too!

[off_again]

Frankeh said:

It's called a wife.

Nope, she doesnt do it either....

[ZesPak]

What is this "ironing" you guys are talking about ?

I put my clothes in the basket next to the laundry machine, and a couple of days later they are in my closet nice and clean.

Maybe you guys need a better laundry machine? Mine's a white one.

[Arese]

ZesPak said:

What is this "ironing" you guys are talking about ?

I put my clothes in the basket next to the laundry machine, and a couple of days later they are in my closet nice and clean.

Maybe you guys need a better laundry machine? Mine's a white one.

Racialist.

[muppetdave]

Famous Graham said:

Thom987 said:

Or do what I do, start ironing some of her clothes. Thats a guaranteed winner.

Particularly if you make a complete pigs ear of it

Any clothes washing Epic fail in her eyes - total result in mine

[road hog]

Think I may need to invest in a house maid . to do all domestic stuff . a nice Thai or Phillipino young lady..

[Frankeh]

road hog said:

Think I may need to invest in a house maid . to do all domestic stuff . a nice Thai or Phillipino young lady..

With happy ending?