PG Jiloch - RIP at 34yo

[GTIR]

The PG tips chimp Jilloch has died at the age of 34 at Twyford zoo of heart failure.
Poor little chimp.


http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/205906/PG-Tips...

It's a girl chimp thank god, that explains my childhood attraction to it.

[thatone1967]

very sad... he was put out of a job by "PC" uk...


"The commercials were Britain’s longest-running campaign from 1956 to 2002, but were taken off the air after protests by animal welfare groups. They were inspired by the chimpanzee tea parties held at London Zoo in the Fifties."

[Dab of oppo]

I might be wrong here but I'm sure that one of those chimps was at "Twycross Zoo" (famous for its monkeys etc) in Warwickshire - maybe a bit of mis - reporting by The Express there.
Its still a sad event though, those PG chimps were ace!

Edited by Dab of oppo on Sunday 17th October 10:17

[Pothole]

no such thing as Twyford Zoo...must mean Twycross. fking tabloid hacks!

Edited by Pothole on Sunday 17th October 10:01

[captainzep]

thatone1967 said:

very sad... he was put out of a job by "PC" uk...

I know that the adverts were convincing, but... you do realise that he probably didn't have a mortgage etc?

[GTIR]

captainzep said:

thatone1967 said:

very sad... he was put out of a job by "PC" uk...

I know that the adverts were convincing, but... you do realise that he probably didn't have a mortgage etc?

True, but he did have a severe banana addiction.

[Jasandjules]

I do wonder if I'm one of the only humans to not like Chimps.

But then I will never forgot the documentary on them where they hunted down other monkeys and tore them to pieces........ I can still hear the screams..

[Cock Womble 7]

"Dad, do you know the piano's on my foot?"

"You hum it Son, I'll play it."

[NDA]

Jasandjules said:

I do wonder if I'm one of the only humans to not like Chimps.

But then I will never forgot the documentary on them where they hunted down other monkeys and tore them to pieces........ I can still hear the screams..

You're not alone.

There's something rather malevolent about them. I guess they're somehow waiting for their turn to run the planet.

One put 10p in hand once and nodded at me. I've never been the same since.

[GTIR]

Jasandjules said:

I do wonder if I'm one of the only humans to not like Chimps.

But then I will never forgot the documentary on them where they hunted down other monkeys and tore them to pieces........ I can still hear the screams..

Riiighhhht

You do realise that Planet Of The Apes was not a documentary, right?

[Hugo a Gogo]

I hate chimps

psycho bds, just look into their eyes

[GTIR]

Hugo a Gogo said:

I hate chimps

psycho bds, just look into their eyes

Awwwww!

I hope you choke on your PG tips!




(other tea brands are available)

[Cock Womble 7]

I don't know about you, but I would.

[Hugo a Gogo]

GTIR said:

Hugo a Gogo said:

I hate chimps

psycho bds, just look into their eyes

Awwwww!

I hope you choke on your PG tips!




(other tea brands are available)

that's a drawing!

[cazzer]

[captainzep]

Hugo a Gogo said:

I hate chimps

psycho bds, just look into their eyes

I'd like to say this is irrational carazy mentalness. But...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-...

The injuries must have been horrific because having seen a picture of the woman's reconstructed face, it looks like I did the surgery. In a hurry. Whilst a bit drunk. And heavily distracted.

[Cock Womble 7]

captainzep said:

The injuries must have been horrific because having seen a picture of the woman's reconstructed face, it looks like I did the surgery. In a hurry. Whilst a bit drunk. And heavily distracted.

To be fair, she was no looker before:

[GTIR]

Hugo a Gogo said:

GTIR said:

Hugo a Gogo said:

I hate chimps

psycho bds, just look into their eyes

Awwwww!

I hope you choke on your PG tips!




(other tea brands are available)

that's a drawing!

Ahh bless!

I've also seen a cat and dog hug before.

[captainzep]

Cock Womble 7 said:

captainzep said:

The injuries must have been horrific because having seen a picture of the woman's reconstructed face, it looks like I did the surgery. In a hurry. Whilst a bit drunk. And heavily distracted.

To be fair, she was no looker before:

Yes, but given the entire learning from battlefield medicine, plastic surgery, cosmetic procedures etc over the last 70 years -in this case she has ended up with a pack of Walls sausages grafted to her right cheek and mouth.

[Cock Womble 7]

captainzep said:

Yes, but given the entire learning from battlefield medicine, plastic surgery, cosmetic procedures etc over the last 70 years -in this case she has ended up with a pack of Walls sausages grafted to her right cheek and mouth.

YTS plastic surgeons. Whatever next?