What would you do if you could freeze time? Like Hiro

[Chevykevv]

Following on from the invisible thread, I was thinking what I would get up to if I could freeze time like Hiro Nakamura form Heroes.

I've said to the OH that i'd stick hats on people & she thinks i'm strange having this super power & using it for childish humour.

sort of like this:

[Sheets Tabuer]

Everyone else freezes in the position they are in but you can still move around?

And they'd be unaware of what happened when they were frozen?

[GT Kodiak]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Everyone else freezes in the position they are in but you can still move around?

And they'd be unaware of what happened when they were frozen?

Under what parameters, once touched are others removed from said "spell"?

Are some people gifted with the superpower of eing immune to time stoppage...?



What you need to remember is that stopping time for everyone else won't stop it for you, therefore if you're going to change things you'd need to make it quick. Else regular abuse of said power would lead to you looking (being 40) when your friends are 30...

[Sheets Tabuer]

Well I'd be dropping my keys a lot in front of ladies.

[blindswelledrat]

Id pop into the nearest womens changing rooms- dress all the foul ones and interfere with all the nice ones.
I am envisaging loads of women suddenly saying "How the hell did my taquet get in there"

You can keep your hats.

[Frankeh]

I'd walk into the middle of a crowded street and stop time. Then I'd move everyone 1 foot to the left. Start time for 1 seconds. Then I'd stop time again and move everyone 1 foot to the right and start time again.

I'd enjoy all the confused looks on peoples faces as they wonder what the fk happened.

I'd also steal pretty often, teabag the queen, replace myself with famous peoples spouses while they're having sex but only for a split second to cause confusion, pull peoples trousers down, kill a few select people that I feel the world would be better off without, etc.

List is endless.

[SystemParanoia]

i'd convince people that i have the ability to teleport myself like goku's instant translocation

[skoff]

I'd have a really good lie-in...

Boring? Well maybe, but I miss being able to just sleep until I am feel ready to wake up naturally, to me that would be heaven.

[blindswelledrat]

skoff said:

I'd have a really good lie-in...

Boring? Well maybe, but I miss being able to just sleep until I am feel ready to wake up naturally, to me that would be heaven.

You can freeze time you unimaginative spastic. Freeze time. And all you want to do is sleep?
You have frozen time FFS. You can sleep and then go out and interfere with ladies afterwards.

[HOGEPH]

If I could turn back time, I'd be a song by Cher.

[SystemParanoia]

HOGEPH said:

If I could turn back time, I'd be a song by Cher.

...or Aqua

[GTIR]

I'd track down the invisible people; paint them blue and strap a dildo on their heads with a big sign saying "I'm a pervert from Pistonheads - "Perving matters"

Or rob a bank.

[Frankeh]

I'd walk around my city until I got randomly provoked by some chav scum, then I'd call them names until they chased me.
Mid chase I'd stop time and kick them all in the bks.
Then I'd start time and watch them all fall over.

[Oldandslow]

Fearne Cotton would be having a very strange day.

[skoff]

blindswelledrat said:

skoff said:

I'd have a really good lie-in...

Boring? Well maybe, but I miss being able to just sleep until I am feel ready to wake up naturally, to me that would be heaven.

You can freeze time you unimaginative spastic. Freeze time. And all you want to do is sleep?
You have frozen time FFS. You can sleep and then go out and interfere with ladies afterwards.

I don't deny it is unimaginative, it's just been a REALLY long time since I had a lie in... And if I was to interfere with ladies my wife would use her super powers (and believe me she does have them) to do something very unpleasant to me.

[Original Poster]

Oldandslow said:

Fearne Cotton would be having a very strange day.

A lot of rape would happen...

[steveq135]

Frankeh said:

I'd walk into the middle of a crowded street and stop time. Then I'd move everyone 1 foot to the left. Start time for 1 seconds. Then I'd stop time again and move everyone 1 foot to the right and start time again.

I'd enjoy all the confused looks on peoples faces as they wonder what the fk happened.

I'd also steal pretty often, teabag the queen, replace myself with famous peoples spouses while they're having sex but only for a split second to cause confusion, pull peoples trousers down, kill a few select people that I feel the world would be better off without, etc.

List is endless.

I would like to nominate this man as the next President - seriously.

[cottonfoo]

Reminds me of the New Twilight Zone episode 'A little Peace and Quiet' where a woman finds a pendant buried in her garden while gardening.

Unfortunately it ends up with her stopping time just before a nuke is about to go off and she can see it hanging in the air

[Bibbs]

Casino .. and play poker.

Moving the ball on rulette would be noticable .. knowing others cards would be easier.

[james_tigerwoods]

cottonfoo said:

Reminds me of the New Twilight Zone episode 'A little Peace and Quiet' where a woman finds a pendant buried in her garden while gardening.

Unfortunately it ends up with her stopping time just before a nuke is about to go off and she can see it hanging in the air

Isn't that the one where she broke the clock?

ETA - no - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Kind_of_a_Stopwatch...

Edited by james_tigerwoods on Tuesday 19th October 16:32