Could someone fax me a vesta chowmein?

[Emsman]

I'm completely, utterly, pissed.
Sadder than that, I'm sat, on my own, and just laughing. I've posted some utter tripe here tonight-childish, inane, rubbish. But all the same, I'm just laughing. I apologise from the heart of my bottom if I've offended anyone, but it's provided me a couple of hours of immature entertainment so what the hell.

Anyway, to business- having had a chicken big mac earlier-which released itself back into the wild very soon after consumption like a load of old shoes falling through a loft hatch- I have now decided I might be a bit hungry again,
I've left my bloody wallet in the office, so no cash, no cards etc.

What is going to fill me up more- chocolate malted milk biscuits or a lump of red Leicester?

I'm not sure why the title is the title, I'm not sure omf much at the moment.
I'm only sure I've run out of tonic water. Balls

[Shaw Tarse]

Why not have a BBQ?

[Jonboy_t]

ha ha ha!! Funniest thread i've read in a while! Fair play to you chap, have a good time!

Melt some red leicester on some toast and then microwave it with some chocolate on top until that's melted too. Strange combination, but fantastic pi**ed food!

[Cock Womble 7]

Emsman said:

I've posted some utter tripe here tonight-childish, inane, rubbish.

It all made sense to me.

I'm not sure if they still do Vesta "just add water" meals.

But I'm off to the Chinese in a bit for ribs and Chow Mein.

I'll eat it on your behalf.

It's the least I could do.



I'm taking one for the team.

[Shaw Tarse]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Emsman said:

I've posted some utter tripe here tonight-childish, inane, rubbish.

It all made sense to me.

I'm not sure if they still do Vesta "just add water" meals.

But I'm off to the Chinese in a bit for ribs and Chow Mein.

I'll eat it on your behalf.

It's the least I could do.



I'm taking one for the team.

Thanks but them Vesta meals, did they have prawn crackers? "Shirley" they needed deep frying?

[Cock Womble 7]

Shaw Tarse said:

Thanks but them Vesta meals, did they have prawn crackers? "Shirley" they needed deep frying?

No, they didn't have prawn crackers, just a sachet of "magic powder" that you added to water and boiled in a pan, or something.

For reference, my experience of Vesta products may go further back than yours.

[DrTre]

Food and drink section?

Computer section surely?

[Emsman]

Computing section?

Can I really get one faxed through????

[DrTre]

Emsman said:

Computing section?

Can I really get one faxed through????

Those guys can do anything

[Emsman]

Emsman said:

Computing section?

Can I really get one faxed through????

And is it really food?

Dint worry, I've found a chocolate orange

[Hoover.]

oddly we were talking about Vesta meals today at work whilst consuming 3 large dominos pizzas

[Sour Kraut]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Shaw Tarse said:

Thanks but them Vesta meals, did they have prawn crackers? "Shirley" they needed deep frying?

No, they didn't have prawn crackers, just a sachet of "magic powder" that you added to water and boiled in a pan, or something.

For reference, my experience of Vesta products may go further back than yours.

They did have 'crispy noodles' which were flash shallow-fried.

[pacman1]

Yo Emsman, phone a friend and explain the situation. Ask them to order and pay over the phone for a takeaway delivery for you from the local Indian.
Wot mates are for ain't it?

Sod Vesta, you need MAN food at a time like this!

eta,
If you order it from a place that does sit-down meals, they can bring some bottles of tonic too.

Edited by pacman1 on Saturday 22 January 18:59

[Emsman]

Alas, I have just eaten a plain chocolate chocolate orange, had a Morgans rum and pepsi, been sick, and I think I may have shat my colon out.
It's now either time for bed, or time for cheese pringles and Arabs got talent.

I think I'm off to bed, apologies for the dire standard of posting tonight, and a warm welcome to whatshername the 911 test driving video lady.

Oh, and regarding passwords, my idea was too long anyway, so apologies there too.
Cw- enjoy your Chinese.
Goodnight one and all

[Cock Womble 7]

Sour Kraut said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

Shaw Tarse said:

Thanks but them Vesta meals, did they have prawn crackers? "Shirley" they needed deep frying?

No, they didn't have prawn crackers, just a sachet of "magic powder" that you added to water and boiled in a pan, or something.

For reference, my experience of Vesta products may go further back than yours.

They did have 'crispy noodles' which were flash shallow-fried.

Yes. Yes they did. I remember them now.


BTW, did I imagine it, or did this thread get bounced to the Foody forum and back again?

[Emsman]

Hang on, I'm back in the lounge??
There is a thread saying moved, click here to view, and it takes me back to the lounge.
Move it again- I'm likely to make a mess on the sofas (if the lounge contains such things?)
My Rusty sheriffs badge is, at best, broken

[DannyVTS]

My nickname is unfortunately vesta, but what the fk are you lot on about ? B

I know AMD have released a processor called Vesta, now there's curry ???

[pacman1]

hth

[DrTre]

Now?
It's been around an awful lot longer than you.
In fact, the original packs are probably still on supermarket shelves such is it's longevity...

[Balmoral Green]

I can't fax you a Vesta Chow Mein, as I don't have a fax at home and there's no way I'm going to go anywhere near faxing from my home PC. But I could e-mail you a Pot Noodle if that's any good to you?

Bombay Bad Boy?