How infuriated has your Partner's time-keeping made you ?
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It's not just her, it's the whole f
king family. Complete clusterfks, the lot of them. I just ready myself and sit there with a book or the TV on awaiting the final moment when she actually announces that she's ready, has coat on, has shoes on, has keys. Then, and only then, do I get up. In winter, I sit in the car and enjoy the peace and quiet while she fks arounds. With the rest of her family, we just move the official time forward an hour.
You can't get yourself wound up about these things - she won't change. Just adapt and overcome.
king family. Complete clusterfks, the lot of them. I just ready myself and sit there with a book or the TV on awaiting the final moment when she actually announces that she's ready, has coat on, has shoes on, has keys. Then, and only then, do I get up. In winter, I sit in the car and enjoy the peace and quiet while she fks arounds. With the rest of her family, we just move the official time forward an hour.You can't get yourself wound up about these things - she won't change. Just adapt and overcome.
alfa pint said:
It's not just her, it's the whole fking family. Complete clusterfks, the lot of them. I just ready myself and sit there with a book or the TV on awaiting the final moment when she actually announces that she's ready, has coat on, has shoes on, has keys. Then, and only then, do I get up. In winter, I sit in the car and enjoy the peace and quiet while she fks arounds. With the rest of her family, we just move the official time forward an hour.
You can't get yourself wound up about these things - she won't change. Just adapt and overcome.
I have told them, that from now on, if i say be ready by a certain time, and they arent, i'm refusing to go out, so the onus is on them to stop fecking aboutking family. Complete clusterfks, the lot of them. I just ready myself and sit there with a book or the TV on awaiting the final moment when she actually announces that she's ready, has coat on, has shoes on, has keys. Then, and only then, do I get up. In winter, I sit in the car and enjoy the peace and quiet while she fks arounds. With the rest of her family, we just move the official time forward an hour.You can't get yourself wound up about these things - she won't change. Just adapt and overcome.
Mine winds me up dragging everything out until we are 1/2 hour later leaving the house than the time we should actually be arriving. She will then go on to point out that its my fault we are late as I had to spend 15 seconds looking in jacket pockets for my car keys while she was "ready" by the door"
yoof full chav said:
alfa pint said:
It's not just her, it's the whole fking family. Complete clusterfks, the lot of them. I just ready myself and sit there with a book or the TV on awaiting the final moment when she actually announces that she's ready, has coat on, has shoes on, has keys. Then, and only then, do I get up. In winter, I sit in the car and enjoy the peace and quiet while she fks arounds. With the rest of her family, we just move the official time forward an hour.
You can't get yourself wound up about these things - she won't change. Just adapt and overcome.
I have told them, that from now on, if i say be ready by a certain time, and they arent, i'm refusing to go out, so the onus is on them to stop fecking aboutking family. Complete clusterfks, the lot of them. I just ready myself and sit there with a book or the TV on awaiting the final moment when she actually announces that she's ready, has coat on, has shoes on, has keys. Then, and only then, do I get up. In winter, I sit in the car and enjoy the peace and quiet while she fks arounds. With the rest of her family, we just move the official time forward an hour.You can't get yourself wound up about these things - she won't change. Just adapt and overcome.
Write her a strongly worded email, sign it as a company director. Then leave in your (mapped) 335d, send her an invitation for a trip up the Oxo tower, nuke her from orbit before trying to win a PH Elise to chase Wheely Girl around the place as she searches for Scott Alexander and his like of going on about things that annoy him beyond reason.
Or you could just offer a cliche or two.
Or you could just offer a cliche or two.
10 Pence Short said:
Write her a strongly worded email, sign it as a company director. Then leave in your (mapped) 335d, send her an invitation for a trip up the Oxo tower, nuke her from orbit before trying to win a PH Elise to chase Wheely Girl around the place as she searches for Scott Alexander and his like of going on about things that annoy him beyond reason.
Or you could just offer a cliche or two.
Or you could do nothing and just write about it in your diary.Or you could just offer a cliche or two.
Touche.alfa pint said:
Often causes tears tbh. If she makes you late for her function, blame her. If her relatives are late for your dinner / drinkies / party / event, add the additional time on and then go to it regardless at the last safe moment. If you need to go and she's not ready, it's a brave man that goes without her. Or cuts his nose off to spite his face.
True, but between them, they could wipe the floor with the rest of the world, if dicking about was to become an olympic sport. I've had enough of it tbhGassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff