Sleeping in pyjamas is the way ahead!!!
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Was awoken at 0220 this morning by 2 lovely members of society who had decided to break into my garage and help themselves to the mountain bikes we had! Now I saw the little f
kers as they made off with the bikes and was too slow getting ready to catch the fking s (as well as the wife not wanting me to go out after them!) as we all know that if I caught up with them I would no doubt be the one getting arrested. So, I guess the moral is wear pyjamas as I wanted to kill the little fking wkers, and I sincerely hope that they sell the bikes, buy some st drugs and then die of an overdose (Any yes I am being fking serious!).
The main worry however is that they had to go past the 911 I have in the garage and there does not appear to be a mark on it.....wonder if they will be back....hopefully when I am home as I would like nothing more than to break their little fking fingers, who the fk do these s think they are? If you want sometning then fking work for it like everyone else!
Anyway, rant over...
kers as they made off with the bikes and was too slow getting ready to catch the fking s (as well as the wife not wanting me to go out after them!) as we all know that if I caught up with them I would no doubt be the one getting arrested. So, I guess the moral is wear pyjamas as I wanted to kill the little fking wkers, and I sincerely hope that they sell the bikes, buy some st drugs and then die of an overdose (Any yes I am being fking serious!).The main worry however is that they had to go past the 911 I have in the garage and there does not appear to be a mark on it.....wonder if they will be back....hopefully when I am home as I would like nothing more than to break their little f
king fingers, who the fk do these s think they are? If you want sometning then fking work for it like everyone else!Anyway, rant over...
)I had the same a few weeks ago. Fortunately they left the Ferrari alone but took my carbon fibre road bike.
I heard them break the door but was too slow to actually see them so I got in my other car and drove round looking for the culprits. After about 1/2 hour of no joy I went back and left the garage door open and hid in the other car just down the street. Unfortunately they didn't come back.
I was very worried they'd come back to have a go at the car or to try their luck at the house but we've not had any trouble since. I've fortified the garage - the good side is that no one is likely to break in, the bad side is that if I want to go for a drive or ride it takes about 10 mins to undo all the locks!
I heard them break the door but was too slow to actually see them so I got in my other car and drove round looking for the culprits. After about 1/2 hour of no joy I went back and left the garage door open and hid in the other car just down the street. Unfortunately they didn't come back.
I was very worried they'd come back to have a go at the car or to try their luck at the house but we've not had any trouble since. I've fortified the garage - the good side is that no one is likely to break in, the bad side is that if I want to go for a drive or ride it takes about 10 mins to undo all the locks!
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