Charlie Sheen

[I Love Lamp]

Did we create him?

[mat13]

I dont know but i do admire him in a weird kind of way.

[Republik]

Coke and hookers. Every PHers dream. Charlie is the man!

[markh1973]

I'm not sure who created him but he must be doing something right....

http://x17online.com/celebrities/charlie_sheen/cha...

Two gorgeous girls at home and they don't mind if he plays away.

[ZOLLAR]

Whats he said?, People in the office talking about him but I've no idea why

[Zaxxon]

Yeah, but he's one cool Warlock....

[Laurel Green]

Republik said:

Coke and hookers. Every PHers dream. Charlie is the man!

Not my dream - well, not the Coke.

[tonym911]

ZOLLAR said:

Whats he said?, People in the office talking about him but I've no idea why

In short: Hollywood is st. Suspect most other actors would privately agree but they're too busy making money.

[Cock Womble 7]

Did he really invent furniture polish?

[JonnyFive]

Lucky man, Bree Olsen.. Mmhm hmm.

[smileykylie]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Did he really invent furniture polish?

Yes

I think he should also run for President

[ZOLLAR]

doogz said:

ZOLLAR said:

Whats he said?, People in the office talking about him but I've no idea why

In the last week:

1. "I got tiger blood, man. My brain...fires in a way that is - I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm."

2. "I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

3. “I’m tired of pretending like I’m not special. I’m tired of pretending like I’m not bhin’, a total freakin’ rock star from Mars.”

4. "I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I'm bi-polar, aren't there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like, 'Oh my God, it's all my mom's fault!' Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Move forward."

5. I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time — and this includes naps — I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground."

6. "Women are not to be hit, they're to be hugged and caressed."

7. "It's a polygamy story...All my guy friends are gonna like throw tomatoes at me. It's like an organic union of the hearts."

8. "That's how I roll. And if it's too gnarly for people, then buh-bye."

9. "I probably took more drugs than anyone could survive. I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go."

10. "Blame the studio for giving me this much dough knowing who they were giving it to."

Has he gone nuts?.

[I Love Lamp]

He's more famous now than he's ever been, fair play, he's enjoying it

Expect the book near Christmas

[Zaxxon]

ZOLLAR said:

Has he gone nuts?.

I don't think so, he is pretending that he has gone nuts.

[rah1888]

ZOLLAR said:

Has he gone nuts?.

Evidence that there is such a thing as too much coke & hookers.

[Republik]

doogz said:

ZOLLAR said:

doogz said:

ZOLLAR said:

Whats he said?, People in the office talking about him but I've no idea why

In the last week:

1. "I got tiger blood, man. My brain...fires in a way that is - I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm."

2. "I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

3. “I’m tired of pretending like I’m not special. I’m tired of pretending like I’m not bhin’, a total freakin’ rock star from Mars.”

4. "I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I'm bi-polar, aren't there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like, 'Oh my God, it's all my mom's fault!' Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Move forward."

5. I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time — and this includes naps — I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground."

6. "Women are not to be hit, they're to be hugged and caressed."

7. "It's a polygamy story...All my guy friends are gonna like throw tomatoes at me. It's like an organic union of the hearts."

8. "That's how I roll. And if it's too gnarly for people, then buh-bye."

9. "I probably took more drugs than anyone could survive. I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go."

10. "Blame the studio for giving me this much dough knowing who they were giving it to."

Has he gone nuts?.

Pretty much, yeah.

Says he's clean, i find it hard to believe, having watched a couple of his interviews in the last few days.

I thought he'd done a drugs test and it was clean?

[Charlie Foxtrot]

2. "I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

Ideas above his station. who does he think he is? Chuck Norris?

[anonymous-user]

He has just been fired from "Two and a half men".

He has been falling off the wagon for years, but I think he's really off it now.

Shame, as TAAHM was/is a great show and he made it what it was by virtually just playing himself, a drunken drug using womaniser with an impressive sense of humor and wit.

[Shuvi Tupya]

Zaxxon said:

I don't think so, he is pretending that he has gone nuts.

I really can not see how that would benefit him, or his career, it is not like he is doing badly!

[ZOLLAR]

Charlie Foxtrot said:

2. "I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

Ideas above his station. who does he think he is? Chuck Norris?

You realise that by mentioning Chuck Norris's name that he will now come to your house in the middle of the night and roundhouse kick you back to this post to delete it...