Terminal Constipation, help.

[Waugh-terfall]

As per the title, reckon this has something to do with it..?

[goldblum]

Serves you right.Nice bit of uncooked bacon (?) in the middle,more likely to give you the runs I'd have thought.

[Farmerpalmer]

try a nice soapy enema or a jar of jalapenos
remember not to go far....

[joebongo]

Picolax. From the pharmacy. Post photos of the results.

[davhill]

Picolax will leave you hollow! Lactulose is subtler.

[Waugh-terfall]

Oh god, let me put a stop to this, I posted this as a joke after Mobile Chicane said she'd bet a pint this would happen. As it turned out, the polar opposite happened at 2.36am...

[King Herald]

Are you constipated? Are you clogged up with poo? Is the bottom dropping out of your world??


Try new Ex-Lax Heavy Duty, and it'll feel like the world is dropping out of your bottom.

Edited by King Herald on Sunday 29th May 21:32

[Waugh-terfall]

I think that stuff was in my burger actually! Think my arse became a black hole for the universe to fall through...

[eskidavies]

dont strain to hard you could end up with this

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[GTIR]

You hanging around parks again Waugh?

[Waugh-terfall]

eskidavies said:

dont strain to hard you could end up with this

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

O my word!

GTIR said:

You hanging around parks again Waugh?

Portsmouth...