You know you need to join a gym when...

[RemainAllHoof]

... you decide that you need more weight for bench pressing so you consider bench pressing the bench.

[Stig]

So you're powerfully built then?

[RemainAllHoof]

No, a cheapskate.

[ukwill]

how many directorships?

[RemainAllHoof]

ukwill said:

how many directorships?

Just one. I'm pathetic.

[LordGrover]

remap it.

[davepoth]

Did you try lifting custard/red bull/MX-5?

[Stu R]

Shave the goatee off, it'll halve your lifting ability, whether it be shirts or weights.

[RemainAllHoof]

davepoth said:

Did you try lifting custard/red bull/MX-5?

Far too light. Even at the same time.