Stuff you dont want the Mrs to have when you're a Petrolhead
Stuff you dont want the Mrs to have when you're a Petrolhead
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Reardy Mister

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13,758 posts

251 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
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1. Persistent car-sickness.

No matter how I drive, she gets car sick. When we go on holiday, she has to have qwells just to get to and from our destination, as it normally involves winding roads.

Its also frustrating me as I know there is little chance of us ever enjoying a driving holiday together to Italy or similar, as obviously she isnt a fan of long drives.

Personally I think its because she is a control freak and the idea of not being the driver makes her physically sick. But I'll admit here and now I dont have the balls to suggest that particular diagnosis. hehe

Motion sickness tablets are an obvious answer, but I dont want her on them all the time and they tend to leave her a bit "spaced out".

Any ideas?

Rawwr

22,722 posts

263 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
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2. Crabs

vixen1700

28,933 posts

299 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
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Rawwr said:
2. Crabs
Can't say fairer than that really. smile

D1ngd0ng

1,014 posts

194 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
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3. Daddy Issues

hornetrider

63,161 posts

234 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
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3. A fear of overtaking and quick driving in general.

This does not go down very well in our car journeys.

DanDC5

19,990 posts

196 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
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PH response

5. The Mental

Flying Fish

429 posts

195 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
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6. A Prius

Chuckie Finster

1,913 posts

188 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
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7. A faster car than you.

madbadger

11,752 posts

273 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
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7. A people carrier.

D1ngd0ng

1,014 posts

194 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
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7. A heavy smoker

8. Someone who is happy to put their feet up on your dash furious

singlecoil

35,825 posts

275 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
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Reardy Mister said:
1. Persistent car-sickness.
She sounds the same as my wife, and in Mrs SC's case it's genuine. Corners are the worst, and roundabouts etc she finds it best to close her eyes, it's something to do with a disparity between what the motion sensors in her inner ears, which are reacting too slowly, are telling her, and what her eyes are telling her.

She's better when she drives, but even then 30 minutes on a twisty road is quite enough.

I don't think it's curable, but might be worth your wife seeking medical attention.

chunkymonkey71

13,167 posts

227 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
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D1ngd0ng said:
8. Someone who is happy to put their feet up on your dash furious
furiousfuriousfurious

Steamer

14,172 posts

242 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
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9. 'letting the door fall open onto its hinge-itus'...

...How many frickin' times do I have to shout at you woman!? I swear Pavlov didnt have these problems.

Reardy Mister

Original Poster:

13,758 posts

251 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
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singlecoil said:
Reardy Mister said:
1. Persistent car-sickness.
She sounds the same as my wife, and in Mrs SC's case it's genuine. Corners are the worst, and roundabouts etc she finds it best to close her eyes, it's something to do with a disparity between what the motion sensors in her inner ears, which are reacting too slowly, are telling her, and what her eyes are telling her.

She's better when she drives, but even then 30 minutes on a twisty road is quite enough.

I don't think it's curable, but might be worth your wife seeking medical attention.
Same here. In Alicante, we had to pull over so she could be physically sick. Roundabouts are the big killer. She seems to be totally ok when she drives.


Papa Hotel

12,760 posts

211 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
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Bad AIDS.

y2blade

56,318 posts

244 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
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A faster car wink

smileymikey

1,446 posts

255 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
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D1ngd0ng said:
7. A heavy smoker

8. Someone who is happy to put their feet up on your dash furious
I had a friend who's Mrs didn't put her feet on the dash....His bit on the side however managed to put her bare feet all over the inside of the windscreen during a moment of passion. Apparently the next morning when he was taking said Mrs to work, the inside of the screen misted up showing all the footprints in there full glory. He reckons bedsits are much better than they are cracked up to be

Piersman2

6,676 posts

228 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
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Access to PH!

Steamer

14,172 posts

242 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
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smileymikey said:
D1ngd0ng said:
7. A heavy smoker

8. Someone who is happy to put their feet up on your dash furious
I had a friend who's Mrs didn't put her feet on the dash....His bit on the side however managed to put her bare feet all over the inside of the windscreen during a moment of passion. Apparently the next morning when he was taking said Mrs to work, the inside of the screen misted up showing all the footprints in there full glory. He reckons bedsits are much better than they are cracked up to be
Most women would have spotted the 1 stray hair left on the seat/headrest or other woman's perfume way before the window would have misted up.

First time my (now also Ex) stayed at mine she took the shower trap apart and quizzed me on whos long hairs were in there. <thats the mental for you>

smileymikey

1,446 posts

255 months

Thursday 12th January 2012
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Steamer said:
smileymikey said:
D1ngd0ng said:
7. A heavy smoker

8. Someone who is happy to put their feet up on your dash furious
I had a friend who's Mrs didn't put her feet on the dash....His bit on the side however managed to put her bare feet all over the inside of the windscreen during a moment of passion. Apparently the next morning when he was taking said Mrs to work, the inside of the screen misted up showing all the footprints in there full glory. He reckons bedsits are much better than they are cracked up to be
Most women would have spotted the 1 stray hair left on the seat/headrest or other woman's perfume way before the window would have misted up.

First time my (now also Ex) stayed at mine she took the shower trap apart and quizzed me on whos long hairs were in there. <thats the mental for you>
Didn't you take the hint when she did that, that she was a mental bunny boiler? I think I would have told her I was going for some cigarettes and emigrated