Rectal prolapses

[Hoofy]

An apparently random question (but I am old enough to know it isn't random... plus I have a maths degree)...

How do you push a "severe rectal prolapse" back in? I was in A&E the other night and heard someone having their rectum pushed back in. I didn't peek through the curtain as I didn't want to be horrified...

Given it looks like an exotic flower, where would you hold/squeeze/push?

Also, if it just happens the once, might it happen again or can it just be a one-off?

[jackh707]

[Hoofy]

Isn't that for smashing someone's backdoors in?

(Bear in mind that I posted in Health Matters not The Lounge so am expecting proper replies...)

[jackh707]

My apologies, but I am pretty sure it just involves a pair of hands on, and you just push it back in

[Hoofy]

jackh707 said:

My apologies, but I am pretty sure it just involves a pair of hands on, and you just push it back in

Hrm. Sorry, I meant for severe ie 6-7 inches of it rather than just a little bit. I really shouldn't have gone looking for images while eating lunch.

Oh, I only ask because one doctor who had never done it before was being shown how to do it by another doctor. I know this because I heard him say, "Come over here and I'll show you how it's done."

Edited by Hoofy on Sunday 4th March 13:32

[Pints]

Hoofy said:

I was in A&E the other night and heard someone having their rectum pushed back in. I didn't peek through the curtain as I didn't want to be horrified...

How on God's green earth did you know someone was having their rectum shoved back from whence it came?

Were they screaming "Me arse! Me arse! Would you just get me arse back in me arse already!"?

[Hoofy]

Pints said:

How on God's green earth did you know someone was having their rectum shoved back from whence it came?

Were they screaming "Me arse! Me arse! Would you just get me arse back in me arse already!"?

"Me arse! Me arse! Me kingdom for me arse!"?

Just overheard the conversation between two doctors.

[Pints]

Hoofy said:

Just overheard the conversation between two doctors.

Oh. Well I suppose that would work too.

[MacGee]

Holy st!! What a question!!

[Hoofy]

MacGee said:

Holy st!! What a question!!

I cannot confirm - I didn't see the person receiving the treatment. He may well have been a priest.

[turbolucie]

http://www.patient.co.uk/doctor/Rectal-Prolapse.ht...

That suggests that the prolapse 'can be reduced with a little digital pressure'!

I have to say, I've never seen one, never mind reduced one. Seen some whopping vaginal prolapses though.

[Hoofy]

turbolucie said:

http://www.patient.co.uk/doctor/Rectal-Prolapse.ht...

That suggests that the prolapse 'can be reduced with a little digital pressure'!

I have to say, I've never seen one, never mind reduced one. Seen some whopping vaginal prolapses though.

I love it when you talk dirty.



I know the prolapse can be pushed in. I "just" wanted details. Do you cup it? Grip it? Push down the centre? Use both hands and circle the prolapse with your finger tips? I shoulda just poked my head through the curtains.

I did notice the doctor lubricating his fingers beforehand.

[Pints]

I didn't really mind this thread but then this:

turbolucie said:

Seen some whopping vaginal prolapses though.

[Hoofy]

Pints said:

I didn't really mind this thread but then this:

turbolucie said:

Seen some whopping vaginal prolapses though.

I'm sure there must be a market for this. Some men must love women with "big" vaginas so vaginal prolapses is like extreme vaginas.

[Digger]

Have you started taking some weird new supplement or somat Hoofy?

[Hoofy]

Digger said:

Have you started taking some weird new supplement or somat Hoofy?

I've always been interested in medical matters, if you go through my thread history! But as I say, I heard the goings on and wondered. It certainly sounds like a ring-stinger, though.

[Animal]

turbolucie said:

Seen some whopping vaginal prolapses though.

And now, thanks to you and Google so have I. I feel a bit unwell.

[Ordinary_Chap]

Remain all Poofy, its worth knowing rectal prolapses have been known to happy to guys squatting.

Maybe its something to think about next time you have a heavy squatting session!

[andy_s]

My mate had one in the middle of the African scrub with a half dozen mates around. He wandered off for a dump, we heard screams and rushed to find him squatting down with a big 'thing' hanging out of his bum. His brother shouted 'MANITOU!' and fell about laughing. It was eventually pushed back in with a stick.

Ah, the good ole days...

[Stedman]

turbolucie said:

I have to say, I've never seen one, never mind reduced one. Seen some whopping vaginal prolapses though.

What.


WHAT.