My buddy ate his Wife's placenta
My buddy ate his Wife's placenta
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ATM

Original Poster:

21,310 posts

248 months

Thursday 16th August 2012
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Not sure where this should go.

I just emailed my buddy to ask him how his Wife was doing because I knew their due date was close. This is the response I got:

Okay dude. Just getting to grips with breast feeding. She's knackered so just holding the fker is a struggle. But we are getting there. Might do a bit of cup feeding if we think she needs more calories, but so far okay. Plenty of turd, so she must be getting something.

I ate the placenta. Check out the pics.

anonymous-user

83 months

Thursday 16th August 2012
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Good source of protein. I don't see the issue.

The Beaver King

6,095 posts

224 months

Thursday 16th August 2012
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ATM said:
Not sure where this should go.

I just emailed my buddy to ask him how his Wife was doing because I knew their due date was close. This is the response I got:

Okay dude. Just getting to grips with breast feeding. She's knackered so just holding the fker is a struggle. But we are getting there. Might do a bit of cup feeding if we think she needs more calories, but so far okay. Plenty of turd, so she must be getting something.

I ate the placenta. Check out the pics.
Simple, email back:

"That's nice. glad you are well"

Then never speak to him again...

didelydoo

5,533 posts

239 months

Thursday 16th August 2012
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Pffft, wimp. Real men eat the whole baby.

ATM

Original Poster:

21,310 posts

248 months

Thursday 16th August 2012
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The Beaver King said:
ATM said:
Not sure where this should go.

I just emailed my buddy to ask him how his Wife was doing because I knew their due date was close. This is the response I got:

Okay dude. Just getting to grips with breast feeding. She's knackered so just holding the fker is a struggle. But we are getting there. Might do a bit of cup feeding if we think she needs more calories, but so far okay. Plenty of turd, so she must be getting something.

I ate the placenta. Check out the pics.
Simple, email back:

"That's nice. glad you are well"

Then never speak to him again...
I was a bit surprised. No pics of baby just blood and horror.

Soovy

35,829 posts

300 months

Thursday 16th August 2012
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ATM said:
Not sure where this should go.

I just emailed my buddy to ask him how his Wife was doing because I knew their due date was close. This is the response I got:

Okay dude. Just getting to grips with breast feeding. She's knackered so just holding the fker is a struggle. But we are getting there. Might do a bit of cup feeding if we think she needs more calories, but so far okay. Plenty of turd, so she must be getting something.

I ate the placenta. Check out the pics.
You have that as your username, and you're complaining about placenta eating?!

rofl

Miguel Alvarez

5,176 posts

199 months

Thursday 16th August 2012
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Soovy said:
You have that as your username, and you're complaining about placenta eating?!

rofl
Have another.
rofl

KrazyIvan

4,341 posts

204 months

Thursday 16th August 2012
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didelydoo said:
Pffft, wimp. Real men eat the whole baby.
hehe

That made me laugh biggrin

Probably better for you then the average donner kebab.

gtdc

4,259 posts

312 months

Thursday 16th August 2012
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The Beaver King said:
Simple, email back:

"That's nice. glad you are well"

Then never speak to him again...
That.

Cheib

25,358 posts

204 months

Thursday 16th August 2012
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Lordy.

Is he serious ?

I know some cultures it's the done thing etc but blimey.

ATM

Original Poster:

21,310 posts

248 months

Thursday 16th August 2012
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Miguel Alvarez said:
Soovy said:
You have that as your username, and you're complaining about placenta eating?!

rofl
Have another.
rofl
Never realised that my username could mean that. An american guy called me ATM at work once and it stuck. Their idea of ATM doesn't mean the same thing as you guys.

KrazyIvan

4,341 posts

204 months

Thursday 16th August 2012
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ATM said:
Miguel Alvarez said:
Soovy said:
You have that as your username, and you're complaining about placenta eating?!

rofl
Have another.
rofl
Never realised that my username could mean that. An american guy called me ATM at work once and it stuck. Their idea of ATM doesn't mean the same thing as you guys.
I am not proud of myself but I had to google to find out what you were on about, is nearly as bad as when I had to google "Cleveland Steamer" (don't do it)

hondafanatic

4,969 posts

230 months

Thursday 16th August 2012
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KrazyIvan said:
I am not proud of myself but I had to google to find out what you were on about, is nearly as bad as when I had to google "Cleveland Steamer" (don't do it)
Pfffftttt....What. A. Loser. Having to google it....Pffftt. Loser.


I think the only way you can redeem yourself is to explain fully your findings to save anyone else showing themselves up as being a loser.

Johnnytheboy

24,499 posts

215 months

Thursday 16th August 2012
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So what did it taste like then? Can you ask your friend before you cut him out of your life?

CapriV6S

421 posts

171 months

Thursday 16th August 2012
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Were the chips crinkle-cut, Auntie-Bessies oven-straight, or mini-fries?

Might be good with pickled onions.



Or beetroot.

CapriV6S

421 posts

171 months

Thursday 16th August 2012
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Some bread to mop the plate with, Sir???

ATM

Original Poster:

21,310 posts

248 months

Thursday 16th August 2012
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I can upload the pics if there is interest?

CapriV6S

421 posts

171 months

Thursday 16th August 2012
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To ATM,
Hasn't been much of a reply to your last post mate.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Thursday 16th August 2012
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To ATM...Step away from the computer.

oilandwater

1,427 posts

219 months

Thursday 16th August 2012
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I feel sick now. Wish I'd not read this.